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Revision as of 10:46, 20 November 2021

Crazy Ralph Genital Survey (social media post screenshot).

The Crazy Ralph Genital Survey is a transdimensional research laboratory which maps and monitors the genitals and genital-related behavior of Crazy Ralph.

History

Context: "Crazy Ralph is the father of Jason Voorhees."

It could happen.

I have deployed a flotilla of time-travelling nano-sensors camouflaged as Crazy Ralph spermatozoa.

We'll see what they pick up.

Commentary

In the News

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