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| [[File:Marry Me, Cary Grant.png|thumb|"Marry Me, Cary Grant!"]]"'''Marry Me, Cary Grant!'''" is a short poem by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]]. | | [[File:Marry Me, Cary Grant.png|thumb|"Marry Me, Cary Grant!"]]'''Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!''' |
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| === Marry Me, Cary Grant! ===
| | First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other. |
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| Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!
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| First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other*.
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| Update: clarification: I project myself back to Cary's time, rather than bring him to my time. He is progressive and adaptable, but I'm the one who has to take responsibility for skewing the timeline.
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| Update 2: an archetypal Cary Grant film plot just waiting to happen, really. Think about it:
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| "First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other*."
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| What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star? | | What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star? |
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| == In the News ==
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| File:Have You Never Been Kafka.jpg|link=Have You Never Been Kafka|'''''[[Have You Never Been Kafka]]''''' is an autobiographical book by Franz Kafka "as told to Olivia Newton-John".
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| File:Spinning_Thistle.jpg|link=Spinning Thistle|2016: Artificially intelligent signed first edition of '''''[[Spinning Thistle]]''''' breaks free of its NFT registry, stalks Cary Grant, proposes marriage; Cary handles the debacle with aplomb.
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| == Fiction cross-reference ==
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| * [[Gnomon algorithm]]
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| * [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
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| * ''[[Have You Never Been Kafka]]''
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| * ''[[Spinning Thistle]]''
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| * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1386284231236587521 Post] @ Twitter (25 April 2021)
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| * [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/351040639276740/?comment_id=351430482571089 Comment] @ Facebook
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| * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cary_Grant Cary Grant] @ Wikipedia
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Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!
First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other.
What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star?
