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File:Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators.jpg|link=Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators|'''[[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]]''' is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, ''Mission: Impossible'', and the Republican Party.  Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.
File:Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators.jpg|link=Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators|'''[[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]]''' is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, ''Mission: Impossible'', and the Republican Party.  Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.


File:In God We Trust (economics).jpg|link=In God We Trust (economics)|'''[[In God We Trust (economics)|In God We Trust]]''' is a now-discredited economic theory which credits God Almighty with trustworthy governance of all mankind.
File:Armory by Lauren Boebert.jpg|link=Armory|'''[[Armory]]''' (full title: '''Armory by Lauren Boebert''') is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by '''Jan 6 Industries''' under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.


File:No_True_Goldman.jpg|link=No True Goldman|"'''[[No True Goldman]]'''", or appeal to purity, is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect their universal generalization from a falsifying counterexample by excluding the counterexample improperly.
File:Trump-McClane 2024.jpg|link=Trump-McClane 2024|'''[[Trump-McClane 2024]]''' is an unlicensed parasitic transdimensional corporation camouflaged as Presidential campaign exploratory committee funded by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.


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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Armory]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]]''
* [[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]]''
* [[In God We Trust (economics)]]
* [[Trump-McClane 2024]]
* [[No True Goldman]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

Revision as of 11:11, 30 October 2021

Trump Cake (social media screenshot).

"Trump Cake" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

Trump Cake

"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you."

But— she jumped out of a cake!
"Did you miss me?" she asked.
The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed.
Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—

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