The Dark Tweet

"Everyone just needs to stop tweeting bad stuff and to only make tweets that are so uplifting and healing that they heal everyone in the world until it is perfect. Easy peasy." (The Dark Tweet)

"He thinks he can sit it out and still tweet a slice? I know why they call him the Tweetman." (The Dark Tweet).

"Don't tweet like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me. They need your creativity right now, but when they don't, they'll block your account, like a leper. You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to tweet. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these ... these linear people, they will tweet without you. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the verb." (The Dark Tweet.)

"Do you want to know why I use a tweet? Knives are too sharp. You can't savor all of the ... little emoticons." (Courtesy Gotham City Police Department.)

"This city deserves a better class of tweets. And I'm gonna give it to 'em." (Ledger, The Dark Tweet')

Earliest known poster for The Dark Tweet.

"Do you want to know why I use slow infatuation? Sudden infatuation is too quick. You can't savor all the ... little emotions. You see, after years of stalking, people show you who they really are." (The Dark Tweet.)

The Dark Tweet is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Joker.

History

Based on the DC Comics character Batman, the film is the second installment of Joker's The Dark Tweet Trilogy and a sequel to 2005's Tweetman Begins.

In the film, Bruce Wayne / Tweetman (Bale), Police Lieutenant James Gordon (Oldman) and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Eckhart) form an alliance to dismantle twitter bots in Gotham City, but are menaced by an anarchistic mastermind known as the Ledger (Joker), who seeks to undermine Tweetman's influence and throw the city into Facebook.

In the News

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  Tweet is a 1981 film by Michael Mann 1.1 about a thief and retired Twitter influencer (James Caan) who is forced to post one last tweet.

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  Taxi Joker is an historical American drama film about taxi drivers coping with clown violence on the job.

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  Gary Coleman played the Kindly Bats who rescued and raised eight-months gestated Bruce Wayne in Batman: the Premature Years.

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  Jack of Banners (also Shadowjacked) is a thinly veiled autobiographical novel by American author and alleged time-traveler Roger Zelazny describing his fantastic adventures in a Jack Vancian world.

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  The Twitter Control Agency is a licensed transdimensional corporation which prevents Twitter from violating the APTO Accords.

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  The Dark Bird is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Penguin.

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  Fire of the Devil is a documentary film by actor Al Pacino about the songs "Friend of the Devil" and "American Pie".

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  The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.

Fiction cross-reference

• Batman: the Premature Years
• Fire of the Devil
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Jack of Banners'
• The Dark Bird
• The Dark Penis Envy Rises
• Taxi Joker
• Tweet
• Twitter Control Agency

External links

• Post @ Twitter (24 September 2021) - "Do you want to know why I always use a tweet?"
• Post @ Twitter (5 September 2021) - "Don't tweet like you're one of them"