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Inch Me and Pinch Me when out in a boat .
Inch Me and Pinch Me when out in a boat .


Inch me fell overboard.
Inch Me fell overboard.


Then someone's uncle said "Who is left in the boat?"
Then someone's uncle said "Who is left in the boat?"

Revision as of 02:43, 21 September 2021

The Inch Me Pinch Me Papers is a collection of moral uplift essays involving the boating mishaps of semi-mythical characters Inch Me and Pinch me.

The Inch Me Pinch Me Papers

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Context: "If anyone pinches me today I am going to beat the piss out of them."

Inch Me and Pinch Me when out in a boat .

Inch Me fell overboard.

Then someone's uncle said "Who is left in the boat?"

So I pushed him overboard, and rescued Inch Me.

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