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"'''You Know My Ring'''" is a parody song by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].
[[File:You_Know_My_Ring_(tweet).jpg|thumb|''You Know My Ring'' (social media post screenshot).]]"'''You Know My Ring'''" is a parody song by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].


== Lyrics ==
== Lyrics ==
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Crimes against mathematical constants]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Mathematician]]
* [[Mathematics]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
* [[Mathematician (nonfiction)]]
* [[Mathematics (nonfiction)]]


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Latest revision as of 14:25, 6 September 2021

You Know My Ring (social media post screenshot).

"You Know My Ring" is a parody song by Karl Jones.

Lyrics

I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Than you yourself but if you must pretend
You may meet your gland

Do yourself because no-one else here will touch you
You're just a crutch, you
I will find some purer
And you won't find a curer

You Know My Ring

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