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File:The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg|link=The Dark Penis Envy Rises|'''''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''''' is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of ''The Dark Penis Envy'', the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.
File:The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg|link=The Dark Penis Envy Rises|'''''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''''' is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of ''The Dark Penis Envy'', the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.
File:Desperately Hanging Chad.jpg|link=Desperately Hanging Chad|'''''[[Desperately Hanging Chad]]''''' is a comedy documentary film about punched cards and electoral reform.


File:Penguin Stars and Stripes.jpg|link=The Penguin (nonfiction)|'''[[The Penguin (nonfiction)|The Penguin]]''' ('''Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot''') is a fictional villain appearing in American comic books published by [[DC Comics (nonfiction)|DC Comics]].  
File:Penguin Stars and Stripes.jpg|link=The Penguin (nonfiction)|'''[[The Penguin (nonfiction)|The Penguin]]''' ('''Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot''') is a fictional villain appearing in American comic books published by [[DC Comics (nonfiction)|DC Comics]].  
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Eternal Dark Side of the Thoughtless Mind]]
* ''[[Desperately Hanging Chad]]''
* ''[[Eternal Dark Side of the Thoughtless Mind]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]
* ''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

Revision as of 13:25, 27 July 2021

Pitch card for Batman: the Premature Years.

Batman: the Premature Years is a supernatural nature television program hosted by Batman, King of the Bats.

Introductory sequence

Intro—

After his mother is murdered, eight-months-gestated Bruce Wayne is rescued by kindly bats and raised as one of their own.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (30 May 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (7 May 2021)
  • Batman @ Wikipedia