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[[File:The_Vomiting_Feather_(tweet).jpg|thumb|'"The Vomiting Feather''.  (Social media post screenshot.)]]"'''The Vomiting Feather'''" is a short poem by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].
[[File:The_Vomiting_Feather_(tweet).jpg|thumb|The Vomiting Feather.  (Social media post screenshot.)]]"'''The Vomiting Feather'''" is a short poem by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].


== The Vomiting Feather ==
== The Vomiting Feather ==


Context:  
Context: "things that make you sick"


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B:  "If I had my vomiting feather, I'd share it with you."
B:  "If I had my vomiting feather, I'd share it with you."
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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1385969268651610112 https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1385969268651610112] @ Twitter ()
== Mission transcript ==
<pre>
FIVE DONUTS AND A FEATHER
CAPTAIN:
Clear the esophagus!  Prepare for reverse peristalsis! 
On my mark ... steady ... steady ...
Now, Mister Feather—!  Tickle—! 
WEAPONS OFFICER FEATHER:
Tickling!
Ejecta away, stomach bay empty—!
[crew holds breath]
Direct hit Cap'n—!
</pre>
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1385969268651610112 Post] @ Twitter (24 April 2021)
== Commentary ==
Context: "I saw that you retook the pic of you vomiting."
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Oh, that's not me vomiting.
I cannot rule out the possibility that the vomit is mine.


But the individual doing the vomiting is a stranger whose picture I found via web search.
Unless it's a picture of a friend, or even myself, which I fail to recognize.
—The Good Ship KGJ
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</blockquote>
* [https://twitter.com/HapHapner/status/1385970106245820423 Post] @ Twitter (24 April 2021)


== In the News ==
== In the News ==


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File:The_Vomiting_Feather_-_commentary.jpg|Commentary on ''The Vomiting Feather''.
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* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[The Apollonian and the Dionysian]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1385960476018978820 Post] @ Twitter (24 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1387439204582440960 Post] @ Twitter (28 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1385961855512834048 Post] @ Twitter (24 April 2021)




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Latest revision as of 19:54, 20 July 2021

The Vomiting Feather. (Social media post screenshot.)

"The Vomiting Feather" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

The Vomiting Feather

Context: "things that make you sick"

A: "Oh, man, I just ate five donuts, and I feel sick."

B: "If I had my vomiting feather, I'd share it with you."

Mission transcript

FIVE DONUTS AND A FEATHER

CAPTAIN:
Clear the esophagus!  Prepare for reverse peristalsis!  

On my mark ... steady ... steady ...

Now, Mister Feather—!  Tickle—!  

WEAPONS OFFICER FEATHER:
Tickling! 

Ejecta away, stomach bay empty—! 

[crew holds breath]

Direct hit Cap'n—!
  • Post @ Twitter (24 April 2021)

Commentary

Context: "I saw that you retook the pic of you vomiting."

Oh, that's not me vomiting.

I cannot rule out the possibility that the vomit is mine.

But the individual doing the vomiting is a stranger whose picture I found via web search.

Unless it's a picture of a friend, or even myself, which I fail to recognize.

—The Good Ship KGJ

  • Post @ Twitter (24 April 2021)

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (28 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (24 April 2021)