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Revision as of 18:37, 20 July 2021
Bezos Money (BM) is a transdimensional currency which parasitizes government-based currencies.
How it works
Bezos Money is a non-fungible bio-currency based on the real-time adrenochrome profile of citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos.
Applying lessons provided by the "Amazon: It's a Jungle In There" school of economics, Jeff Bezos' personal team of robot neurosurgeons constantly monitor and adjust global patterns of wealth and spending according to Bezos' cerebro-chemical-electrical patterns.
Commentary
Context: "10 mill in Bezos dollars is like $100 in regular human money"
Genuine #Bezos million-$ bills
Have a secret #adrenochrome #watermark
Which can only be #authenticated
By #eating the bill
And experiencing the #adrenochrome#Are #You #Bezosperienced
Extract of Radium
Extract of Radium was an earlier investor in Bezos Money, and continues to dominate the black market Bezos Dollar exchange rate.
Yes, Extract of Radium — so delicious — so profitable — so re-programmable under adverse user conditions.
In the News
The City of Floating Islands is a city in [REDACTED] which requires that wealthy residents confine themselves to floating islands in the sky.
Capitalism One is a transdimensional bank holding company specializing in credit cards, auto loans, banking, and savings accounts, headquartered in McLean, [REDACTED] with operations primarily in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Billionaire's Island is an alleged "uncharted island" where a select groups of billionaires have prepared refuges against The Event.
The Virus in Your Wallet (commonly: Cash. The Virus in Your Wallet.) is a marketing campaign slogan promoted by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
American Ninja Work-Life Balance is an American corporate career competition based on the Japanese television series Sasuke.
The "No True Goldman" fallacy, or appeal to purity fallacy, is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect their universal generalization from a falsifying counterexample by excluding the counterexample improperly.
Fiction cross-reference
- American Ninja Work-Life Balance
- Billionaire's Island
- Capitalism One
- City of Floating Islands
- Extract of Radium
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- No True Goldman
- Saruman House
- Solve for satire(x) where x = Magnifying glass + Jeff Bezos
- The Virus in Your Wallet
- Transdimensional corporation