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File:Scrimshaw Edward Burdett.jpg|link=Scrimshaw abuse|Wave of contagious [[Scrimshaw abuse]] caused by brief exposure to the One Knife, according to a new study by the [[APTO]] ''Journal for Non-Euclidean Blade Weapons''. | File:Scrimshaw Edward Burdett.jpg|link=Scrimshaw abuse|Wave of contagious [[Scrimshaw abuse]] caused by brief exposure to the One Knife, according to a new study by the [[APTO]] ''Journal for Non-Euclidean Blade Weapons''. | ||
File:Gun_Bud.jpg|link=Gun Bud|'''''[[Gun Bud]]''''' is a nature-action film starring [REDACTED] the Dog and Tom Cruise. | |||
File:Anarchimedes constructing Lego solar system.jpg|link=Anarchimedes|Evidence emerges that rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveler '''[[Anarchimedes]]''' is constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon. | File:Anarchimedes constructing Lego solar system.jpg|link=Anarchimedes|Evidence emerges that rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveler '''[[Anarchimedes]]''' is constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon. | ||
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* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* ''[[Gun Bud]]'' | |||
* [[National Razor]] - a [[transdimensional corporation]] and alleged [[supervillain (nonfiction)|supervillain]] specializing in [[mass executions]] using [[Knife (nonfiction)|knives]] or other cutting tools. | * [[National Razor]] - a [[transdimensional corporation]] and alleged [[supervillain (nonfiction)|supervillain]] specializing in [[mass executions]] using [[Knife (nonfiction)|knives]] or other cutting tools. | ||
Revision as of 03:17, 15 July 2021
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The One Knife is a central plot element in the mythology of knives.
Verse
Context: "how many knives do you need to own before you’re a knife gay?"
One.
One Knife to rule them all
One Knife to cut them
One Knife to bring them all and
In the darkness gut themIn the Land of Metallurgy where the Sword-smiths ply
Scrimshaw abuse
Contact with the One Knife, or in some cases merely thinking about the One Knife, has been demonstrated to cause Scrimshaw abuse.
In the News
Wave of contagious Scrimshaw abuse caused by brief exposure to the One Knife, according to a new study by the APTO Journal for Non-Euclidean Blade Weapons.
![Gun Bud is a nature-action film starring [REDACTED] the Dog and Tom Cruise.](/w/images/thumb/f/fe/Gun_Bud.jpg/120px-Gun_Bud.jpg)
Gun Bud is a nature-action film starring [REDACTED] the Dog and Tom Cruise.
Evidence emerges that rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveler Anarchimedes is constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon.
Fiction cross-reference
- Anarchimedes
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Gun Bud
- National Razor - a transdimensional corporation and alleged supervillain specializing in mass executions using knives or other cutting tools.