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File:The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg|link=The Dark Penis Envy Rises|'''''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''''' is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of ''The Dark Penis Envy'', the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and stop an unholy threesome between | File:The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg|link=The Dark Penis Envy Rises|'''''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''''' is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of ''The Dark Penis Envy'', the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and stop an unholy threesome between Wayne, Bane, and the Elder Gods. | ||
File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|link=Denies Urge|'''''[[Denies Urge]]''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Elder Gods'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs. | File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|link=Denies Urge|'''''[[Denies Urge]]''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Elder Gods'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs. | ||
File:Greaves of Defending Against Cthulhu (tweet).png|link=Greaves of Defending Against Cthulhu|The '''[[Greaves of Defending Against Cthulhu]]''' are a pair of [[transdimensional corporations]] which conceal the wearer from the malefic supernatural entity Cthulhu and its eternal desire to watch an unholy threesome between you and two Elder Gods of your choice. | |||
File:Peano_Curve_(sexual_topology).jpg|link=Peano curve (sexual topology)|The '''[[Peano curve (sexual topology)|Peano curve]]''' is an alleged transdimensional sexual [[Topology (nonfiction)|topology]], possibly sent by the Elder Gods for unholy threesome purposes, which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms. | |||
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How Unimaginable is Unimaginable? is a short documentary film about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.
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![The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and stop an unholy threesome between Wayne, Bane, and the Elder Gods.](/w/images/thumb/9/95/The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg/120px-The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg)
The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and stop an unholy threesome between Wayne, Bane, and the Elder Gods.
Denies Urge is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship Elder Gods, which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs.
The Greaves of Defending Against Cthulhu are a pair of transdimensional corporations which conceal the wearer from the malefic supernatural entity Cthulhu and its eternal desire to watch an unholy threesome between you and two Elder Gods of your choice.
The Peano curve is an alleged transdimensional sexual topology, possibly sent by the Elder Gods for unholy threesome purposes, which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms.
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- Post @ Twitter (27 April 2021)