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* [[Autonomous gibbet]]
* [[Autonomous gibbet]]
* [[Breakfast Urine]]
* [[Crimes against mathematical constants]]
* [[Crimes against mathematical constants]]
* [[Food-grade tofu]] - self-deprecatory term of art promoted by the [[Plant Protein Construction Council]] (PPCC) - compare [[Not Milk?]] campaign
* [[Food-grade tofu]] - self-deprecatory term of art promoted by the [[Plant Protein Construction Council]] (PPCC) - compare [[Not Milk?]] campaign

Revision as of 06:15, 24 April 2021

Cheese Gobbets is a food-like product designed, marketed, and serviced by Transdimensional Victuals, a division of Extract of Radium.

Relationship with autonomous gibbets

According to a 2020 field study by APTO forensic quantum biochemicists, Cheese Gobbets is a waste product excreted by autonomous gibbet, possibly an beneficial mutation which emerged during the 1300s in Europe as a response to plague.

Discovery

Evidence of the existence of Cheese Gobbets was first detected by author and alleged Extract of Radium distributor Karl Jones on the evening of Saturday, 19 December 2020.

TO_DO

Compare Food-grade tofu.

In the News

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