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Creation of a Human Flea Circus proceeds according to time-honored rituals: | [[Ernst von Possart as Mephistopheles.jpg|thumb|200px|Mephistopheles, preparing complimentary reservations for tonight's performance.]]Creation of a Human Flea Circus proceeds according to time-honored rituals: | ||
* Acquisition | * Acquisition | ||
Revision as of 19:58, 6 June 2016
The Human Flea Circus is a travelling entertainment company and pest management firm.
Description
thumb|200px|Mephistopheles, preparing complimentary reservations for tonight's performance.Creation of a Human Flea Circus proceeds according to time-honored rituals:
- Acquisition
- Taming
- Training
- Performance
- Retirement
Quotes
According to one survivor of a Midnight Performance show, the Ringmaster opened the performance -- and the Acquisition phase -- by announcing:
Ladies and gentleman! For this next act, I am going to need several thousand volunteers from the audience!
Crimes against mathematical constants
According to postminimalist detective Richard Tuttle, Human Flea Circus is a front for business ventures based on crimes against mathematical constants.