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[[File:One Knife (draft tweet).png|thumb|The One Knife (draft social media post).]]The '''One Knife''' is a central plot element in the mythology of [[Knife (nonfiction)|knives]]. | [[File:One Knife (draft tweet).png|thumb|The One Knife (draft social media post).]]The '''One Knife''' is a central plot element in the mythology of [[Knife (nonfiction)|knives]]. | ||
== Verse == | |||
Context: "how many knives do you need to own before you’re a knife gay?" | |||
<blockquote> | |||
One. | |||
One Knife to rule them all<br> | |||
One Knife to cut them<br> | |||
One Knife to bring them all and<br> | |||
In the darkness gut them | |||
In the Land of Metallurgy where the Sword-smiths ply | |||
</blockquote> | |||
== Scrimshaw abuse == | == Scrimshaw abuse == | ||
Revision as of 14:26, 22 March 2021
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The One Knife is a central plot element in the mythology of knives.
Verse
Context: "how many knives do you need to own before you’re a knife gay?"
One.
One Knife to rule them all
One Knife to cut them
One Knife to bring them all and
In the darkness gut themIn the Land of Metallurgy where the Sword-smiths ply
Scrimshaw abuse
Contact with the One Knife, or in some cases merely thinking about the One Knife, has been demonstrated to cause Scrimshaw abuse.
In the News
Wave of contagious Scrimshaw abuse caused by brief exposure to the One Knife, according to a new study by the APTO Journal for Non-Euclidean Blade Weapons.
Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- National Razor - a transdimensional corporation and alleged supervillain specializing in mass executions using knives or other cutting tools.
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- [ Post] @ Twitter
- One Ring @ Wikipedia