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File:Eating_Free_Willy_(tweet).jpg|link=Eating Free Willy|''[[Eating Free Willy]]'' (social media post). | |||
File:Pierre Bouguer, Cryptid Hunter.jpg|link=Pierre Bouguer, Cryptid Hunter|''[[Pierre Bouguer, Cryptid Hunter]]'' is a real-time television program which follows the adventures of alleged time-traveler Pierre Bouguer, "the father of naval architecture and marine transdimensional cryptid hunting." | File:Pierre Bouguer, Cryptid Hunter.jpg|link=Pierre Bouguer, Cryptid Hunter|''[[Pierre Bouguer, Cryptid Hunter]]'' is a real-time television program which follows the adventures of alleged time-traveler Pierre Bouguer, "the father of naval architecture and marine transdimensional cryptid hunting." | ||
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* [[Benthic Supernatural]] - boat operator offering cruises featuring alleged supernatural experiences. | * [[Benthic Supernatural]] - boat operator offering cruises featuring alleged supernatural experiences. | ||
* ''[[Dead Men Smell No Whales]]'' | * ''[[Dead Men Smell No Whales]]'' | ||
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* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
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Revision as of 19:13, 21 March 2021
Neptune Slaughter is marine cryptid and alleged supervillain.
Slaughter is determined to consume all sea life, and the seas themselves, relentlessly consuming water until the planet ends its days as a dry rock in space.
Fortunately for the planet, Slaughter is itself eaten by a wide range of sea creatures, keeping Slaughter's appetite in check.
In the News
Eating Free Willy (social media post).
Pierre Bouguer, Cryptid Hunter is a real-time television program which follows the adventures of alleged time-traveler Pierre Bouguer, "the father of naval architecture and marine transdimensional cryptid hunting."
Well-known illustration The Eel Fighting Neptune Slaughter awared the New Minneapolis Award for Best Investigative Reporting.
Mathematician, cosmographer, and crime-fighter Pedro Nunes publishes new class of Gnomon algorithm functions based on navigation and cartography to detect and prevent crimes against mathematical constants at sea.
Inventor and engineer Wilhelm Bauer publishes complete working plans for a stealth submarine which is undetectable by alleged supervillain Neptune Slaughter.
The ship Mary Celeste attacked by Neptune Slaughter in mid-ocean.
Neptune Slaughter manifests as gigantic ice worm, menaces Project Iceworm (nonfiction).
March 22, 1869: Neptune Slaughter steals Thomson tide calculator for personal use; Steampunks outraged.
Poseidon holding a trident. Corinthian plaque, 550–525 BC. Inscription (not shown) reads: "To N. Slaughter. P."
Neptune Slaughter achieves record wealth from the scrimshaw abuse trade.
Grave of the pirate Olivier Levasseurs, guarded to this day by cannon, targeted by Neptune Slaughter.
Slaughter is a great admirer of the novel Papillon by convicted felon and fugitive Henri Charrière.
Red-limned Sea Quetzalcoatl, used by Slaughter as thugs and enforcers.
Neptune Slaughter announces plan to attack Aquaman on sight.
Fiction cross-reference
- Benthic Supernatural - boat operator offering cruises featuring alleged supernatural experiences.
- Dead Men Smell No Whales
- Eating Free Willy
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Octothorp
- Scrimshaw abuse
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Hesiocaeca methanicola @ Wikipedia