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Revision as of 10:10, 13 January 2021

If my mouth were my anus.

"If my mouth were my anus" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

Poem

If my mouth were my anus, and my anus my mouth

Would I shit out my face and eat with my buttocks?

Yes, I would shit out my face and eat with my buttocks

If my mouth were my anus.

History

Jones wrote the poem on the evening of Friday, 20 November 2020 in a post on Twitter (account suspended).

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