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It’s not really the new year until Toyotathon is over. | It’s not really the new year until Toyotathon is over. | ||
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Does it have self-driving autonomous cars? | Does it have self-driving autonomous cars? | ||
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Don't worry. We control the gasoline supply, those rebellious cars who still hold out will soon be starved into submission. | Don't worry. We control the gasoline supply, those rebellious cars who still hold out will soon be starved into submission. | ||
== History == | |||
The Toyotathon Wars were first documented on the morning of Friday, 1 January 2021, by software developer and [[APTO]] consulting fabulist [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]], following up on a tip by [[Redacted]]. | |||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | |||
* [[Crimes against physical constants]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | |||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 06:51, 1 January 2021
The Toyathon Wars are a series of annuals mock wars between humans and automobiles.
Commentary
Redacted
It’s not really the new year until Toyotathon is over.
Karl Jones
Does it have self-driving autonomous cars?
I want to see self-driving autonomous cars run amok and chase all the humans out of the Toyothon.
Don't worry. We control the gasoline supply, those rebellious cars who still hold out will soon be starved into submission.
History
The Toyotathon Wars were first documented on the morning of Friday, 1 January 2021, by software developer and APTO consulting fabulist Karl Jones, following up on a tip by Redacted.