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File:CDC_headquarters_at_Druid_Hills.jpg|The CDC's Director of Public Relations insists that the annexation by Atlanta in 2018 "had nothing to do with giant wicker men filled with sacrificial victims awaiting their death by unholy conflagration." A subsequent analysis of CDC's medical waste stream will confirm the Director's statements. | |||
File:Dear Diary (Death Star edition).jpg|link=Dear Diary (Death Star edition)|"[[Dear Diary (Death Star edition)|Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star]] and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity. Life is good." | File:Dear Diary (Death Star edition).jpg|link=Dear Diary (Death Star edition)|"[[Dear Diary (Death Star edition)|Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star]] and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity. Life is good." | ||
Revision as of 08:26, 28 December 2020
The CDC's Director of Public Relations insists that the annexation by Atlanta in 2018 "had nothing to do with giant wicker men filled with sacrificial victims awaiting their death by unholy conflagration." A subsequent analysis of CDC's medical waste stream will confirm the Director's statements.
"Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity. Life is good."
Bioautography of a Chlorophyll Molecule by Anonymous. (See "What book did we least expect for Christmas?".)
"Color Tools" declared Photograph of the Day by the citizens of New Minneapolis, Canada.
Children around the world receive gift certificates from Cretaceous Office Supplies thanks to Phanerozoics Anonymous, an unlicensed but charitable and widely respected transdimensional corporation.
The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.
Public relations officer Karl Jones calls the Flying Diner his "favorite short-order chow anywhere on or above the surface of this planet."
Publicity still for City on the Edge of Flower Power, one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of Star Trek.
Spiral Rings 2 declared Picture of the Day by the mayor of New Minneapolis, Canada on behalf of the city and province of New Minneapolis, and in celebration of the Winter Solstice.
Signed first edition of Traveller used in otherwise routine high-energy literature experiment unexpectedly develops artificial intelligence.
The Flying Diner announces twice-daily breakfast flights between New Minneapolis, Canada and Ely, Minnesota.
A Field Guide to Edible Theropods is a book about preparing, cooking, serving, and eating various theropods.
![Frondo Ediacar is the stage name of paleontologist and musician [REDACTED]. Ediacar is known for his elaborate stage productions, including hermetically sealed performance spaces which replicate environmental conditions of the pre-Cambrian era.](/w/images/thumb/f/f2/Frondo_Ediacar_and_his_Mighty_Mighty_Rangeomorphs.jpg/120px-Frondo_Ediacar_and_his_Mighty_Mighty_Rangeomorphs.jpg)
Frondo Ediacar is the stage name of paleontologist and musician [REDACTED]. Ediacar is known for his elaborate stage productions, including hermetically sealed performance spaces which replicate environmental conditions of the pre-Cambrian era.
Poster for Alien vs. Betty and Keith.
T-Rex and Triceratops is a short dramatic film about unlikely copulation by disparate species employing postures of dubious grace and efficacy.
Publicity still for "The Answer is No: T-Rex and Triceratops".
"The Gift of Pepsi" is a get-well card published by the Gnomon Chronicles Institute for Extradimensional Pepsi Activities.
Diagramaceous soil yields new source of Pepsi algorithm, useful as starter fluid in biochemical scrying engines.
The movie is better than the book: 2001 A Space Odyssey.
2001: A Species Odyssey is a short documentary film about the ethical dilemma faced by two astronauts (Frank Bowman and David Poole) when they discover an alien-human hybrid child stowed away on their spaceship.
"I know I've made some very poor playlists recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal." — "Jukebox" HAL 9000
Unexpected Moscow Visitor unexpectedly visits Moscow.
Fruiting body of Bourbaki virages dangereux, the unofficial symbol of outsider mathematicians.
"Straight Outta Pleistocene" is a song by American hip hop plant bioscience group Phytologists With Attitude.
July 12, 2017: The San Pietro scrying engine, among the most popular computational shrines of San Pietro in Vincoli, is used to process Spirograph data after hours "on a lark". Traditionalists call it "dispectful", but the Pope gives his blessing.
Homeopathic Sociopath is a transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as sociopathy-related soft drinks and other consumer oral vectors.
1607: Physicist, inventor, and crime-fighter Galileo Galilei uses Gnomon algorithm functions to detect and counteract geometry solvent.
Blue Flower voted Picture of the Day by the citizens of New Minneapolis, Canada.
