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Online diary of [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]] for '''Friday December | Online diary of [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]] for '''Friday December 12, 2020'''. | ||
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== Diary == | == Diary == | ||
=== Cinder Garden === | |||
[[Cinder Garden]] | |||
=== Quicksilver Bullet === | |||
I've got a Quicksilver Bullet in my gun. | |||
=== Yes And and But === | |||
[[Yes And and But]] | |||
No more "Yes Ands" and "Buts", young man! | |||
=== Capital punishment === | |||
Capital Punishment is Murder | |||
Only Savages Execute. | |||
Violence is a Disease | |||
Isolate — Don't Execute | |||
* [https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-donald-trump-race-and-ethnicity-prisons-killeen-13044e3f1ab9e0e140c57d8012b67abb?utm_campaign=SocialFlow https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-donald-trump-race-and-ethnicity-prisons-killeen-13044e3f1ab9e0e140c57d8012b67abb US carries out rare execution during presidential transition] @ AP | |||
The world needs saving, the United States needs saving. | |||
Yet we have time to put prisoners to death. | |||
Ugly priorities. | |||
=== Wall Street Begins Trading Water Futures as a Commodity === | |||
* [https://e360.yale.edu/digest/wall-street-begins-trading-water-futures-as-a-commodity Wall Street Begins Trading Water Futures as a Commodity] | |||
=== Mashup === | |||
Southern Skies / C. Wright Mills | |||
=== Endorphin Mine Field waiting to blow up in my head === | |||
Many of my spoofs (lately, the bulk of them) are inspired by comments on the web. "CSI: RGU" was a response to this anecdote on the Boing Boing comment board — | |||
"A friend used to be an animal control officer in Florida. There are special rules for how to dispose of an alligator that has bitten a piece off of somebody because now it contains human remains. (even if the victim survived)" | |||
This is classic Karl bait — big scary lizard, human remains, Florida, "special rules". | |||
It's a God-damned Endorphin Mine Field waiting to blow up in my head, is what it is. | |||
* [ ] @ Facebook | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
Latest revision as of 11:10, 11 December 2020
Online diary of Karl Jones for Friday December 12, 2020.
Previous: Diary (December 10, 2020) - Next: Diary (December 12, 2020)
Diary
Cinder Garden
Quicksilver Bullet
I've got a Quicksilver Bullet in my gun.
Yes And and But
No more "Yes Ands" and "Buts", young man!
Capital punishment
Capital Punishment is Murder
Only Savages Execute.
Violence is a Disease
Isolate — Don't Execute
The world needs saving, the United States needs saving.
Yet we have time to put prisoners to death.
Ugly priorities.
Wall Street Begins Trading Water Futures as a Commodity
Mashup
Southern Skies / C. Wright Mills
Endorphin Mine Field waiting to blow up in my head
Many of my spoofs (lately, the bulk of them) are inspired by comments on the web. "CSI: RGU" was a response to this anecdote on the Boing Boing comment board —
"A friend used to be an animal control officer in Florida. There are special rules for how to dispose of an alligator that has bitten a piece off of somebody because now it contains human remains. (even if the victim survived)"
This is classic Karl bait — big scary lizard, human remains, Florida, "special rules".
It's a God-damned Endorphin Mine Field waiting to blow up in my head, is what it is.