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Revision as of 07:47, 11 December 2020
Online diary of Karl Jones for Friday December 12, 2020.
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Diary
Quicksilver Bullet
I've got a Quicksilver Bullet in my gun.
Yes And and But
No more "Yes Ands" and "Buts", young man!
Capital punishment
Capital Punishment is Murder
Only Savages Execute.
Violence is a Disease
Isolate — Don't Execute
The world needs saving, the United States needs saving.
Yet we have time to put prisoners to death.
Ugly priorities.
Southern Skies / C. Wright Mills
Endorphin Mine Field waiting to blow up in my head
Many of my spoofs (lately, the bulk of them) are inspired by comments on the web. "CSI: RGU" was a response to this anecdote on the Boing Boing comment board —
"A friend used to be an animal control officer in Florida. There are special rules for how to dispose of an alligator that has bitten a piece off of somebody because now it contains human remains. (even if the victim survived)"
This is classic Karl bait — big scary lizard, human remains, Florida, "special rules".
It's a God-damned Endorphin Mine Field waiting to blow up in my head, is what it is.