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[[File:Cretaceous_Office_Supplies.jpg|thumb|Cretaceous Office Supplies promotional poster concept art.]]'''Cretaceous Office Supplies''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic). | [[File:Cretaceous_Office_Supplies.jpg|thumb|Cretaceous Office Supplies promotional poster concept art.]]'''Cretaceous Office Supplies''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic). | ||
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Office supply needs were simpler during the Cretaceous period. | Office supply needs were simpler during the Cretaceous period. | ||
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The name Cretaceous is derived from the Latin ''creta'', 'chalk', which is appears abundantly in the fossil records of classrooms and lecture halls during latter half of the period. | The name Cretaceous is derived from the Latin ''creta'', 'chalk', which is appears abundantly in the fossil records of classrooms and lecture halls during latter half of the period. | ||
== History == | |||
Cretaceous Office Supplies was first detected and reported by author and [[APTO]] stringer [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]] in a [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1324757981205012483 Twitter post]. | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
Revision as of 11:32, 6 November 2020
Cretaceous Office Supplies is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic).
Evolution of archaid marine office supplies
Office supply needs were simpler during the Cretaceous period.
Oceans were dominated by enormous reams of Legal standard paper.
The more familiar "Letter" standard of our day evolved later, in response to evolutionary pressure towards leaner, "just-in-time" organisms.
Etymology
The name Cretaceous is derived from the Latin creta, 'chalk', which is appears abundantly in the fossil records of classrooms and lecture halls during latter half of the period.
History
Cretaceous Office Supplies was first detected and reported by author and APTO stringer Karl Jones in a Twitter post.
In the News
Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against geological constants
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Neptune Slaughter
- Transdimensional corporation
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Cretaceous @ Wikipedia
- Diplomoceratidae @ Wikipedia
- Ancient squid-like creature with paperclip-shaped shell may have lived for hundreds of years @ Phys.org
- Paper size @ Wikipedia