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[[File:Woman-mending-net_Utagawa_Kuniyoshi.jpg|thumb|A genetic engineer extracting specimens of free-floating metachondria from seawater.]]'''Metachondria''' are a form of [[mitochondria (nonfiction)]] which congregate into [[Transdimensional corporation|transdimensional corporations]].
[[File:Woman-mending-net_Utagawa_Kuniyoshi.jpg|thumb|A genetic engineer weaving a semi-automous fishing net from metachondria.]]'''Metachondria''' are a form of [[mitochondria (nonfiction)]] which congregate into [[Transdimensional corporation|transdimensional corporations]].


== Side effects ==
== Side effects ==

Revision as of 07:38, 2 June 2016

A genetic engineer weaving a semi-automous fishing net from metachondria.

Metachondria are a form of mitochondria (nonfiction) which congregate into transdimensional corporations.

Side effects

Excessive congregation of metachondria has been reported to spontaneously generate Extract of Radium.

Nysa on the Maeander

Metachondria are native to the Nysa on the Maeander region.

They are especially abundant during the spring mating season.

Sub-cellular sports franchise

Extract of Radium is recruiting metachondria for a league of sub-celllular sports franchises.

Are you a metachondrium? Sign up with Extract of Radium today, and remember: Humans love it!

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Nonfiction cross-reference