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[[File:Cuttlefish Hugs.jpg|thumb|Complete text of the Cuttlefish Hugs joke.]]'''Cuttlefish Hugs''' is a joke by Oops!...I Dad It Again, which reads in full:
[[File:Cuttlefish Hugs.jpg|thumb|Complete text of the Cuttlefish Hugs joke.]]'''Danger Hugs''' (also '''Cuttlefish Hugs''', etc.) is a joke by Oops!...I Dad It Again, which reads in full:


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Latest revision as of 12:19, 23 June 2019

Complete text of the Cuttlefish Hugs joke.

Danger Hugs (also Cuttlefish Hugs, etc.) is a joke by Oops!...I Dad It Again, which reads in full:

God: you’re a cuttlefish.

Cuttlefish: yay I love hugs.

God: that’s not what I meant.

Cuttlefish: oh.

God: you have 8 arms and 2 tentacles.

Cuttlefish: for hugs?

God: [sigh] no not for hugs.

Cuttlefish: oh.

God: also you’re venomous.

Cuttlefish: [happy gasp] danger hugs!

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