Danger Hugs (nonfiction)

Complete text of the Cuttlefish Hugs joke.

Cuttlefish Hugs is a joke by Oops!...I Dad It Again, which reads in full:

God: you’re a cuttlefish.

Cuttlefish: yay I love hugs.

God: that’s not what I meant.

Cuttlefish: oh.

God: you have 8 arms and 2 tentacles.

Cuttlefish: for hugs?

God: [sigh] no not for hugs.

Cuttlefish: oh.

God: also you’re venomous.

Cuttlefish: [happy gasp] danger hugs!

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Cuttlefish (nonfiction)

External links:

• Oops!...I Dad It Again @ Twitter
• Steven Brust @ Facebook