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File:Galileo_E_pur_si_muove.jpg|link=Galileo | File:Galileo_E_pur_si_muove.jpg|link=Galileo Galilei|Physicist and crime-fighter [[Galileo Galilei]], imprisoned on trumped-up charges, uses nail to scratch the equation ''E pur si muove'' on dungeon wall; in the process, he discovers a deliberately concealed Gnomon algorithm function which proves his innocence. Although [[Galileo Galilei|Galileo]]'s accusation that the function was stolen and concealed by the [[Forbidden Ratio]] is widely believed to be true, no proof has emerged that the [[Forbidden Ratio|Ratio]] or its degenerate cases were involved. | ||
File:Green_Spiral_9.jpg|link=Green Spiral 9 (nonfiction)|2017: Steganographic analysis of ''[[Green Spiral 9 (nonfiction)|Green Spiral 9]]'' unexpectedly reveals two terabytes of previously unknown Gnomon algorithm functions. | File:Green_Spiral_9.jpg|link=Green Spiral 9 (nonfiction)|2017: Steganographic analysis of ''[[Green Spiral 9 (nonfiction)|Green Spiral 9]]'' unexpectedly reveals two terabytes of previously unknown Gnomon algorithm functions. | ||
File:Enrico Fermi 1943-49.jpg|link=Enrico Fermi (nonfiction)|[[Enrico Fermi (nonfiction)|Enrico Fermi]] discovers new form of Gnomon algorithm, uses it predict and prevent [[crimes against mathematical constants]]. | File:Enrico Fermi 1943-49.jpg|link=Enrico Fermi (nonfiction)|[[Enrico Fermi (nonfiction)|Enrico Fermi]] discovers new form of Gnomon algorithm, uses it predict and prevent [[crimes against mathematical constants]]. | ||
Revision as of 09:30, 22 April 2018
The Gnomon algorithm is a family of mathematical functions (nonfiction) which convert computation (nonfiction) into force (nonfiction).
Mathematicians use Gnomon algorithm functions for a variety of purposes:
- Detecting and preventing crimes against mathematical constants
- Creating, managing, and deleting trandimensional corporations
- Participating in the Gnomon Chronicles
- Computational farming with diagramaceous soil
- Playing Fantasy Voronoi diagram
- Activating and controlling scrying engines
- Communicating with AESOP
In the News
Physicist and crime-fighter Galileo Galilei, imprisoned on trumped-up charges, uses nail to scratch the equation E pur si muove on dungeon wall; in the process, he discovers a deliberately concealed Gnomon algorithm function which proves his innocence. Although Galileo's accusation that the function was stolen and concealed by the Forbidden Ratio is widely believed to be true, no proof has emerged that the Ratio or its degenerate cases were involved.
2017: Steganographic analysis of Green Spiral 9 unexpectedly reveals two terabytes of previously unknown Gnomon algorithm functions.
Enrico Fermi discovers new form of Gnomon algorithm, uses it predict and prevent crimes against mathematical constants.
Charles Sanders Peirce invents new variety of Gnomon algorithm, anticipates future work by Ernst Schröder.
Guo Shoujing (nonfiction) studies the Pleiades, discovers new form of Gnomon algorithm.
Binary counter working overtime, looking forward to that big paycheck.
Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- Havelock
- Hollerith
- Mathematician
- Mathematics
- Scrying engine
- The Custodian
- Transdimensional corporation
- Watergate Scandal (virus) - a math virus which infiltrates and corrupts Gnomon algorithm functions in order to commit crimes against mathematical constants for political purposes.
Nonfiction cross-reference
- Algorithm (nonfiction)
- Computation (nonfiction)
- Computational complexity theory (nonfiction)
- Computer science (nonfiction)
- Evil bit (nonfiction)
- Force (nonfiction)
- Gnomon (nonfiction)
- Gnomon algorithm (nonfiction)
- Mathematical function (nonfiction)
- Mathematics (nonfiction)
- Measurement (nonfiction)
- Pathological science (nonfiction)