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Military officers display the bomb recovered at Palomares, with flock of carnivorous dirigibles in the background.

Carnivorous digible (Dirigible horribilis) is a species of self-aware dirigible.

It is a grazing ruminant airship, neither carnivorous nor horrible.

The term "carnivous", and the Latin name Dirigible horribilis, were coined by Edward Lear.

1957: A day after the Stokes nuclear weapon test, large numbers of carnivorous dirigibles unexpectedly die.
1966: Bomb recovered from Palomares B-52 crash stimulates growth of carnivorous dirigibles.
Artist-engineer harvests new bingo algorithms from Diagramaceous soil, hopes to domesticate Carnivorous dirigibles.
Aerial Ship reports sighting of "dirrigibelli horribelli" - probably the Carnivorous dirigible.
Vostok-1 descent module fears nothing, has nothing to fear from Carnivorous dirigibles.
"Zoans delicious," according to survey of carnivorous dirigibles.

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+File:Plumbbob-Stokes barrage balloon.jpg|link=Stokes (nonfiction)|1957: A day after the [[Stokes (nonfiction)|Stokes nuclear weapon test]], large numbers of carnivorous dirigibles unexpectedly die.
 File:Palomares H-Bomb Incident.jpg|link=1966 Palomares B-52 crash (nonfiction)|1966: Bomb recovered from [[1966 Palomares B-52 crash (nonfiction)|Palomares B-52 crash]] stimulates growth of carnivorous dirigibles.
 File:Diagramaceous soil bingo algorithm harvest.jpg|link=Diagramaceous soil|Artist-engineer harvests new [[Algorithm (nonfiction)|bingo algorithms]] from [[Diagramaceous soil]], hopes to domesticate Carnivorous dirigibles.