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'''Cretaceous Office Supplies''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic).
[[File:Cretaceous_Office_Supplies_-_Pleistocene_Special_Courier_Services.jpg|thumb|Cretaceous Office Supplies:  Pleistocene Special Courier Services.]]
[[File:Cretaceous Office Supplies 2.png|thumb|Cretaceous Office Supplies promotional poster concept art.]]'''Cretaceous Office Supplies''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic).


== History ==
== In the News ==
 
<gallery>
File:A_Field_Guide_to_Edible_Theropods.jpg|link=A Field Guide to Edible Theropods|''[[A Field Guide to Edible Theropods]]'' is a book about preparing, cooking, serving, and eating various theropods.
 
File:Time Enough in Layers.jpg|link=Time Enough in Layers|"'''[[Time Enough in Layers]]'''": A geologist (Meredith Burgess-Shale) unleashes a global nuclear holocaust in order to find a rare trilobite. (The Twilight Zone: Forbidden Episodes)
 
File:Cretaceous Twitter.jpg|link=Cretaceous Twitter|'''[[Cretaceous Twitter]]''' is a time travel research project which extends Twitter into the Cretaceous period.
 
File:Staple strip glue.jpg|link=Glue Your Own Staple Strips|'''''[[Glue Your Own Staple Strips]]''''' is a short nonfiction book describing how and why to glue individual staples into strips.
 
File:Tacky (TV series).jpg|link=Tacky|'''''[[Tacky]]''''' is an American sitcom about the employees of the fictional Sunshine Adhesives Company in Manhattan.
 
File:So,_it_has_come_to_Miami_Shark.jpg|link=So, it has come to Miami Shark|'''[[So, it has come to Miami Shark]]'''.
 
File:Frondo_Ediacar_and_his_Mighty_Mighty_Rangeomorphs.jpg|link=Frondo Ediacar|'''[[Frondo Ediacar]]''' is the stage name of paleontologist and musician [REDACTED]. Ediacar is known for his elaborate stage productions, including hermetically sealed performance spaces which replicate environmental conditions of the pre-Cambrian era.
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== Evolution of Cretaceous marine office supplies ==


Office supply needs were simpler during the Cretaceous period.
Office supply needs were simpler during the Cretaceous period.
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The name Cretaceous is derived from the Latin ''creta'', 'chalk', which is appears abundantly in the fossil records of classrooms and lecture halls during latter half of the period.
The name Cretaceous is derived from the Latin ''creta'', 'chalk', which is appears abundantly in the fossil records of classrooms and lecture halls during latter half of the period.


== In the News ==
== Transdimensional analysis ==
 
Cretaceous Office Supplies is officially an ephemeral manifestation of [[Phanerozoic Management Systems]], a licensed but repeatedly censured [[transdimensional holding company]] widely believed to be a front for the nefarious [[House of Malevecchio]].


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[[APTO]] marine algorithm theorists believe that the House of Malevecchio is secretly diverting office supplies from the Cretaceous to some period outside the Phanerozoic for use by marine cryptid and alleged supervillain [[Neptune Slaughter]].
</gallery>


== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Cretaceous Twitter]]
* [[Crimes against geological constants]]
* [[Crimes against geological constants]]
* [[Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?]]
* [[Frondo Ediacar]]
* ''[[Glue Your Own Staple Strips]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Journal of Aberrant Paleontology]]
* [[Neptune Slaughter]]
* [[Phanerozoic Management Systems]]
* [[So, it has come to Miami Shark]]
* ''[[Tacky]]''
* [[Time Enough in Layers]]
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
* [[Water (nonfiction)]]


== External links ==
== External links ==
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* [https://phys.org/news/2020-11-ancient-squid-like-creature-paperclip-shaped-shell.html Ancient squid-like creature with paperclip-shaped shell may have lived for hundreds of years] @ Phys.org
* [https://phys.org/news/2020-11-ancient-squid-like-creature-paperclip-shaped-shell.html Ancient squid-like creature with paperclip-shaped shell may have lived for hundreds of years] @ Phys.org
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_size Paper size] @ Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_size Paper size] @ Wikipedia
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=p_r7MoY6jfQ Operation Paperclip - (WW2HRT_34-09)] @ YouTube
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5NMRGYvT64 The Dark History of Operation Paperclip: How the US Recruited Remorseless Nazi Scientists | IRONCLAD] @ YouTube
=== Social media ===
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1540008463123742728 Post] @ Twitter (23 June 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1387175329916129284 Post] @ Twitter (27 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/cykesd/status/1324296766519463938 Post] @ Twitter (27 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1359698946168389632 Post] @ Twitter (7 April 2021) - "You insisted, so we existed!"




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[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Animals (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Office supplies (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Paleontology (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Water (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Neptune Slaughter]]
[[Category:Transdimensional corporations]]
[[Category:Transdimensional corporations]]

Latest revision as of 18:03, 6 November 2024

Cretaceous Office Supplies: Pleistocene Special Courier Services.
Cretaceous Office Supplies promotional poster concept art.

Cretaceous Office Supplies is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic).

In the News

  • A Field Guide to Edible Theropods is a book about preparing, cooking, serving, and eating various theropods.

    A Field Guide to Edible Theropods is a book about preparing, cooking, serving, and eating various theropods.

  • "Time Enough in Layers": A geologist (Meredith Burgess-Shale) unleashes a global nuclear holocaust in order to find a rare trilobite. (The Twilight Zone: Forbidden Episodes)

    "Time Enough in Layers": A geologist (Meredith Burgess-Shale) unleashes a global nuclear holocaust in order to find a rare trilobite. (The Twilight Zone: Forbidden Episodes)

  • Cretaceous Twitter is a time travel research project which extends Twitter into the Cretaceous period.

    Cretaceous Twitter is a time travel research project which extends Twitter into the Cretaceous period.

  • Glue Your Own Staple Strips is a short nonfiction book describing how and why to glue individual staples into strips.

    Glue Your Own Staple Strips is a short nonfiction book describing how and why to glue individual staples into strips.

  • Tacky is an American sitcom about the employees of the fictional Sunshine Adhesives Company in Manhattan.

    Tacky is an American sitcom about the employees of the fictional Sunshine Adhesives Company in Manhattan.

  • Frondo Ediacar is the stage name of paleontologist and musician [REDACTED]. Ediacar is known for his elaborate stage productions, including hermetically sealed performance spaces which replicate environmental conditions of the pre-Cambrian era.

    Frondo Ediacar is the stage name of paleontologist and musician [REDACTED]. Ediacar is known for his elaborate stage productions, including hermetically sealed performance spaces which replicate environmental conditions of the pre-Cambrian era.

Evolution of Cretaceous marine office supplies

Office supply needs were simpler during the Cretaceous period.

Oceans were dominated by enormous reams of Legal standard paper.

The more familiar "Letter" standard of our day evolved later, in response to evolutionary pressure towards leaner, "just-in-time" organisms.

Etymology

The name Cretaceous is derived from the Latin creta, 'chalk', which is appears abundantly in the fossil records of classrooms and lecture halls during latter half of the period.

Transdimensional analysis

Cretaceous Office Supplies is officially an ephemeral manifestation of Phanerozoic Management Systems, a licensed but repeatedly censured transdimensional holding company widely believed to be a front for the nefarious House of Malevecchio.

APTO marine algorithm theorists believe that the House of Malevecchio is secretly diverting office supplies from the Cretaceous to some period outside the Phanerozoic for use by marine cryptid and alleged supervillain Neptune Slaughter.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (23 June 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (27 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (27 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (7 April 2021) - "You insisted, so we existed!"
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