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Latest revision as of 06:49, 27 October 2024

If my mouth were my anus.

"If my mouth were my anus" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

If my mouth were my anus

If my mouth were my anus, and my anus my mouth

Would I shit out my face and eat with my buttocks?

Yes, I would shit out my face and eat with my buttocks

If my mouth were my anus.

History

I wrote the poem on the evening of Friday, 20 November 2020 in a post on Twitter (account suspended).

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (25 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter