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[[File:Trump Cake.jpg|thumb|'''Trump Cake'''.]][[File:Trump Cake (tweet).jpg|thumb|Trump Cake (social media screenshot).]]"'''Trump Cake'''" (also known as "'''The Frosted Bunting Song'''"). | |||
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"Did you miss me?" she asked.<br> | "Did you miss me?" she asked.<br> | ||
The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed.<br> | The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed.<br> | ||
Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—<br> | Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until— | ||
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== In the News == | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:Nazi Lawn Keynote Bellyache.jpg|link=Nazi Lawn Keynote Bellyache|"'''[[Nazi Lawn Keynote Bellyache]]'''" is an anagram of "'''Kellyanne Elizabeth Conway'''". | |||
File:Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators.jpg|link=Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators|'''[[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]]''' is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, ''Mission: Impossible'', and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC. | |||
File:Armory by Lauren Boebert.jpg|link=Armory|'''[[Armory]]''' (full title: '''Armory by Lauren Boebert''') is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by '''Jan 6 Industries''' under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | |||
File:Trump-McClane 2024.jpg|link=Trump-McClane 2024|'''[[Trump-McClane 2024]]''' is an unlicensed parasitic transdimensional corporation camouflaged as Presidential campaign exploratory committee funded by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | |||
File:Hair_Once_Royal_Gold.jpg|link=Hair Once Royal Gold|'''[[Hair Once Royal Gold|Hair once royal gold]]'''<br>Debased for gambling debts is<br>Tarnished silver sold. | |||
</gallery> | |||
== Fiction cross-reference == | |||
* [[Armory]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | |||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | |||
* [[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]]'' | |||
* [[Hair Once Royal Gold]] | |||
* [[Nazi Lawn Keynote Bellyache]] | |||
* [[Trump-McClane 2024]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | |||
* [[Donald Trump (nonfiction)]] | |||
== External links == | |||
* [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1840710607571489177 Post] @ Twitter (30 September 2024) - Thinking of changing my stripper name to Frosted Bunting. | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1528543883625480198 Post] @ Twitter (22 May 2022) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1366218506925191170 Post] @ Twitter | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1366219466258976771 Post] @ Twitter | |||
* [https://www.facebook.com/karl.gregory.jones/posts/10225448827506202 Post] @ Facebook | |||
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[[Category:Food (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Parties (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Poems by Karl Jones (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Sex (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Donald Trump (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Trump Faction (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Women (nonfiction)]] | |||
Latest revision as of 04:22, 30 September 2024
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"Trump Cake" (also known as "The Frosted Bunting Song").
Trump Cake
"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you."
But— she jumped out of a cake!
"Did you miss me?" she asked.
The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed.
Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—
In the News
"Nazi Lawn Keynote Bellyache" is an anagram of "Kellyanne Elizabeth Conway".
Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.
Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Trump-McClane 2024 is an unlicensed parasitic transdimensional corporation camouflaged as Presidential campaign exploratory committee funded by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Hair once royal gold
Debased for gambling debts is
Tarnished silver sold.
Fiction cross-reference
- Armory
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators
- Hair Once Royal Gold
- Nazi Lawn Keynote Bellyache
- Trump-McClane 2024