Trump Cake

Trump Cake.

Trump Cake (social media screenshot).

"Trump Cake" (also known as "The Frosted Bunting Song").

Trump Cake

"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you."

But— she jumped out of a cake!
"Did you miss me?" she asked.
The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed.
Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—

In the News

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  "Nazi Lawn Keynote Bellyache" is an anagram of "Kellyanne Elizabeth Conway".

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  Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.

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  Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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  Trump-McClane 2024 is an unlicensed parasitic transdimensional corporation camouflaged as Presidential campaign exploratory committee funded by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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  Hair once royal gold
  Debased for gambling debts is
  Tarnished silver sold.

Fiction cross-reference

• Armory
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators
• Hair Once Royal Gold
• Nazi Lawn Keynote Bellyache
• Trump-McClane 2024

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Donald Trump (nonfiction)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (30 September 2024) - Thinking of changing my stripper name to Frosted Bunting.
• Post @ Twitter (22 May 2022)
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