Skip Digits

Illustration of Skip Digits performing one of his hit songs.

Skip Digits is a musician, writer, and alleged math criminal.

Digits has been anonymously denounced as a math criminal. According to anonymous reports, he somehow steals computational power from both people and machines, using the stolen power for his own purposes.

Challenged by reporters about the anonymous denunciation, Digits has replied that he has "no idea what people mean by 'math crimes', except maybe the President paying his fair share of taxes."

In the News

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  Musician and writer Don Browne agrees to be the model for Skip Digits.

Fiction cross-reference

• Crimes against mathematical constants

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Don Browne (nonfiction) - model for Skip Digits