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After the discovery of Bronze Age Europeans that couldn’t drink milk, the archaeologist now believe that the mutation had spread across Europe from 500 C.E. to 1000 C.E. Burger term it as the ‘strongest selection found in the human genome’. | After the discovery of Bronze Age Europeans that couldn’t drink milk, the archaeologist now believe that the mutation had spread across Europe from 500 C.E. to 1000 C.E. Burger term it as the ‘strongest selection found in the human genome’. | ||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
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File:You_Cannot_Shame_An_Avocado.jpg|link=Avocado, the Shameless Fruit"'''[[Avocado, the Shameless Fruit]]'''" is a public awareness campaign promoting avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados. | File:What sort of man wears Esquire Socks.jpg|link=What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?|'''[[What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?]]''' is a public awareness campaign which raises awareness of Esquire Socks and unwritten sumptuary laws. | ||
File:Be_Safe,_Be_Huge.jpg|link=Be Safe, Be Huge|'''[[Be Safe, Be Huge]]''' is an advertising campaign encouraging safe hugeness. | |||
File:Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix.jpg|link=Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix|"'''[[Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix]]'''" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the perils of bear attack, which may also result in poison ivy contact. | |||
File:Be Unavailable.jpg|link=Be Unavailable|"'''[[Be Unavailable]]'''" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the value of being unavailable to play in the NBA playoffs, mainly because you have more important things to do. | |||
File:The Casein Glory.jpg|link=The Casein Glory|"'''[[The Casein Glory]]'''" is one of the so-called "[[Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes|Forbidden Episodes]]" of the television series Star Trek. | |||
File:You_Cannot_Shame_An_Avocado.jpg|link=Avocado, the Shameless Fruit|"'''[[Avocado, the Shameless Fruit]]'''" is a public awareness campaign promoting avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados. | |||
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* [[Avocado, the Shameless Fruit]] | * [[Avocado, the Shameless Fruit]] | ||
* [[Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix]] | |||
* [[Be Safe, Be Huge]] | |||
* [[Be Unavailable]] | |||
* [[Cheese Gobbets]] | * [[Cheese Gobbets]] | ||
* [[Florida It's Fucked]] | * [[Florida It's Fucked]] | ||
* [[Food-grade tofu]] - self-deprecatory term of art promoted by the [[Plant Protein Construction Council]] (PPCC) | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Peevish Gossamer]] | * [[Peevish Gossamer]] | ||
* [[ | * [[The Casein Glory]] | ||
* [[What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?]] | |||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1518297328716763137 Post] @ Twitter (24 April 2022) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1380459533743579137 Post] @ Twitter (9 April 2021) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1380459533743579137 Post] @ Twitter (9 April 2021) | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1303451506302214144 Not Milk?] @ Twitter | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1303451506302214144 Not Milk?] @ Twitter | ||
* [https://weeklyreviewer.medium.com/european-bronze-age-warrior-skeleton-reveals-bronze-age-europeans-couldnt-drink-milk-f0fa253e7da8] @ Weekly Reviewer | |||
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Got_Milk%3F Got Milk?] @ Wikipedia | * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Got_Milk%3F Got Milk?] @ Wikipedia | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:31, 20 June 2024
Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.
History
European Bronze Age Warrior Skeleton reveals Bronze Age Europeans Couldn’t Drink Milk:
All of the 14 skeletons were Bronze Age Europeans who couldn’t drink milk. The study published in Cell Biology shows that the warrior skeletons found at the European Bronze Age site had lactase persistence. It is a condition where humans lack a genetic mutation that allows a man or woman to digest milk.
After the discovery of Bronze Age Europeans that couldn’t drink milk, the archaeologist now believe that the mutation had spread across Europe from 500 C.E. to 1000 C.E. Burger term it as the ‘strongest selection found in the human genome’.
In the News
What sort of man wears Esquire Socks? is a public awareness campaign which raises awareness of Esquire Socks and unwritten sumptuary laws.
Be Safe, Be Huge is an advertising campaign encouraging safe hugeness.
"Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the perils of bear attack, which may also result in poison ivy contact.
"Be Unavailable" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the value of being unavailable to play in the NBA playoffs, mainly because you have more important things to do.
"The Casein Glory" is one of the so-called "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
"Avocado, the Shameless Fruit" is a public awareness campaign promoting avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.
Fiction cross-reference
- Avocado, the Shameless Fruit
- Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix
- Be Safe, Be Huge
- Be Unavailable
- Cheese Gobbets
- Florida It's Fucked
- Food-grade tofu - self-deprecatory term of art promoted by the Plant Protein Construction Council (PPCC)
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Peevish Gossamer
- The Casein Glory
- What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?