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File:What sort of man wears Esquire Socks.jpg|link=What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?|'''[[What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?]]''' is a public awareness campaign which raises awareness of Esquire Socks and unwritten sumptuary laws.
File:What sort of man wears Esquire Socks.jpg|link=What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?|'''[[What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?]]''' is a public awareness campaign which raises awareness of Esquire Socks and unwritten sumptuary laws.
File:Victory Windows.jpg|link=Victory Windows|'''''[[Victory Windows]]''''' is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War.


File:Not Milk.jpg|link=Not Milk?|'''[[Not Milk?]]''' (stylized as '''not milk?''') is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.
File:Not Milk.jpg|link=Not Milk?|'''[[Not Milk?]]''' (stylized as '''not milk?''') is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.
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File:You_Cannot_Shame_An_Avocado.jpg|link=Avocado, the Shameless Fruit|"'''[[Avocado, the Shameless Fruit]]'''" is a public awareness campaign promoting avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.
File:You_Cannot_Shame_An_Avocado.jpg|link=Avocado, the Shameless Fruit|"'''[[Avocado, the Shameless Fruit]]'''" is a public awareness campaign promoting avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.
File:Order_Up_for_So_Crates.jpg|link=Order Up for So Crates|"'''[[Order Up for So Crates]]'''" is a prank where I say "Socrates" when the clerk asks for my name.


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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1409870815999430665 Post] @ Twitter (29 June 2021)
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Giant Green Giant] @ Wikipedia
 
=== Social media ===
 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1412411156787040256 Post] @ Twitter (6 July 2021) - Don't Huge and Text
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1409870815999430665 Post] @ Twitter (29 June 2021) - Don't Huge with a boner




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[[Category:Jolly Green Giant (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Advertising]]
[[Category:Advertising]]
[[Category:Irresponsible Marketing]]

Latest revision as of 13:31, 20 June 2024

Be Safe, Be Huge: Don't Huge and Text.
Be Safe. Be Huge.

Be Safe, Be Huge is an advertising campaign encouraging safe hugeness.

In the News

  • "You, It Is Not" (commonly "You, it is not. Them, it is.") is a public service campaign by Yoda Emulator which encourages Twitter users to feel good about unfollowing other users.

    "You, It Is Not" (commonly "You, it is not. Them, it is.") is a public service campaign by Yoda Emulator which encourages Twitter users to feel good about unfollowing other users.

  • What sort of man wears Esquire Socks? is a public awareness campaign which raises awareness of Esquire Socks and unwritten sumptuary laws.

    What sort of man wears Esquire Socks? is a public awareness campaign which raises awareness of Esquire Socks and unwritten sumptuary laws.

  • Victory Windows is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War.

    Victory Windows is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War.

  • Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.

    Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.

  • "Be Unavailable" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the value of being unavailable to play in the NBA playoffs, mainly because you have more important things to do.

    "Be Unavailable" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the value of being unavailable to play in the NBA playoffs, mainly because you have more important things to do.

  • "Avocado, the Shameless Fruit" is a public awareness campaign promoting avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.

    "Avocado, the Shameless Fruit" is a public awareness campaign promoting avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (6 July 2021) - Don't Huge and Text
  • Post @ Twitter (29 June 2021) - Don't Huge with a boner
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