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Diagram indicating rise in crimes against mathematical constants.

Crimes against mathematical constants are crimes against mathematical constants.

Niles Cartouchian and Anton Rhodomunde Confront Gnotilus causes widespread debate about the role of private citizens in fighting crimes against mathematical constants.
Asclepius Myrmidon discovers unregistered halting problem, predicts new class of crimes against mathematical constants.
Outbreak of Geometrical frustration exposes new class of crimes against mathematical constants.
Researchers discover new vulnerabilities in Draft lottery scatterplot, warn that new math crimes are sure to follow.
Prisoner's dilemma matrix latest to condemn crimes against mathematical constants.
Time series diagram indicates rise in crimes against mathematical constants.
Brownian ratchet (nonfiction) may be cover story for Brownian racket, according to John Brunner.
Georg Cantor and David Hilbert may form crime-fighting team in response to crimes against mathematical constants.
Anarchimedes acquires geometry solvent, threatens to dissolve entire digits from pi.
The Boxes fence stolen diagrams for Anarchimedes.
Benoit Mandelbrot and David Hilbert to headline benefit performance to raise awareness of Crimes against mathematical constants.
Crime-fighter The Sigil vows to teach math criminals a Set theory lesson they will never forget.