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[[File:Hair_Once_Royal_Gold.jpg|thumb|Hair once royal gold<br>Debased for gambling debts is<br>Tarnished silver sold.<br><br>—Karl Gregory Jones]]"'''Hair Once Royal Gold" is a haiku by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].
[[File:Hair_Once_Royal_Gold.jpg|thumb|Hair once royal gold<br>Debased for gambling debts is<br>Tarnished silver sold.<br><br>—Karl Gregory Jones]]
 
== Poem ==
 
Hair once royal gold<br>
Hair once royal gold<br>
Debased for gambling debts is<br>
Debased for gambling debts is<br>
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File:Velveeta Voldemort.jpg|link=Velveeta Voldemort|'''''[[Velveeta Voldemort]]''''' is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.
File:Trump Dump Number.jpg|link=Trump Dump Number|'''[[Trump Dump Number]]''' is a lost issue of ''LIFE'' magazine.
File:Trump Cake.jpg|link=Trump Cake|"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you." But— she jumped out of a cake! "Did you miss me?" she asked. The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed. Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—("'''[[Trump Cake]]'''")
File:Trump Cake.jpg|link=Trump Cake|"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you." But— she jumped out of a cake! "Did you miss me?" she asked. The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed. Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—("'''[[Trump Cake]]'''")


File:Trumpie Trump.jpg|link=Trumpie Trump (nonfiction)|[[Trumpie Trump (nonfiction)|Trumpie Trump]] to reporter: "I’m president and you’re not."
File:Trumpie Trump.jpg|link=Trumpie Trump (nonfiction)|[[Trumpie Trump (nonfiction)|Trumpie Trump]] to reporter: "I’m president and you’re not."
File:Invasion of the Body Trumpers.jpg|link=Invasion of the Body Trumpers|'''''[[Invasion of the Body Trumpers]]''''' is a 2021 film about a twice-impeached American President who replaces GOP politicians with synthetic alien body-doubles.


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* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[Invasion of the Body Trumpers]]''
* [[Trump Cake]]
* [[Trump Cake]]
* [[Trump Dump Number]]
* ''[[Velveeta Voldemort]]''


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== External links ==
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=== Social media ===


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1374907642808782848 Post] @ Twitter
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1374907642808782848 Post] @ Twitter
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Latest revision as of 21:31, 7 May 2024

Hair once royal gold
Debased for gambling debts is
Tarnished silver sold.

—Karl Gregory Jones

Hair once royal gold
Debased for gambling debts is
Tarnished silver sold

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  • Velveeta Voldemort is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.

    Velveeta Voldemort is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.

  • Trump Dump Number is a lost issue of LIFE magazine.

    Trump Dump Number is a lost issue of LIFE magazine.

  • "Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you." But— she jumped out of a cake! "Did you miss me?" she asked. The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed. Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—("Trump Cake")

    "Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you." But— she jumped out of a cake! "Did you miss me?" she asked. The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed. Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—("Trump Cake")

  • Trumpie Trump to reporter: "I’m president and you’re not."

    Trumpie Trump to reporter: "I’m president and you’re not."

  • Invasion of the Body Trumpers is a 2021 film about a twice-impeached American President who replaces GOP politicians with synthetic alien body-doubles.

    Invasion of the Body Trumpers is a 2021 film about a twice-impeached American President who replaces GOP politicians with synthetic alien body-doubles.

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