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[[File:Avalanche (snuff).jpg|thumb|Earliest known advertisement for Avalanche snuff.]]'''Avalanche''' is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the [[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]]. | [[File:Avalanche (snuff).jpg|thumb|Earliest known advertisement for Avalanche snuff.]]'''Avalanche''' is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the [[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]]. | ||
Available in Extra-Salty and Menthol-Pepperoni. | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Rat Man versus Slim Jim Guy.jpg|link=Rat Man versus Slim Jim Guy|'''''[[Rat Man versus Slim Jim Guy]]''''' is a 2022 action film about a highly decorated special operative rat who is targeted for death by a mysterious snack food salesman. | |||
File:Bacon-wrapped_endorphin_cigar_butts.jpg|link=Bacon Wrapped Endorphin Cigars|'''[[Bacon Wrapped Endorphin Cigars]]''' is a transdimensional advertising agency which educates consumers on the joys of bacon wrapped endorphin cigars. | |||
File:Remember to compare Religion to Taco Bell - Reminders Club.jpg|link=Reminders Club|'''[[Reminders Club]]''' is a fully licensed transdimensional corporation which inflicts reminders on subscribers and non-subscribers. | |||
File:Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes.jpg|link=Canopic Snickers|'''[[Canopic Snickers]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as an ancient Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties. | File:Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes.jpg|link=Canopic Snickers|'''[[Canopic Snickers]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as an ancient Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties. | ||
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* [[Apologize to the Pork]] | * [[Apologize to the Pork]] | ||
* [[Bacon Wrapped Endorphin Cigars]] | |||
* [[Canopic Snickers]] | * [[Canopic Snickers]] | ||
* '''[[Electric S'mores]]''' | * '''[[Electric S'mores]]''' | ||
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* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Jacket Potatoes]] | * [[Jacket Potatoes]] | ||
* ''[[Rat Man versus Slim Jim Guy]]'' | |||
* [[Reminders Club]] | |||
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]] | * [[Scrimshaw abuse]] | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
=== Social media === | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1742015238545821731 Post] @ Twitter (1 January 2024) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1449052697278259206 Post] @ Twitter (15 October 2021) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1417564186335383557 Post] @ Twitter (20 July 2021) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1417564186335383557 Post] @ Twitter (20 July 2021) | ||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Irresponsible Marketing]] | |||
[[Category:Scrimshaw abuse]] | |||
[[Category:Drugs (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Drugs (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Food (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Food (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Meat (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Meat (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Slim Jim (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Slim Jim (nonfiction)]] | ||
Latest revision as of 09:43, 6 May 2024
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Avalanche is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Available in Extra-Salty and Menthol-Pepperoni.
In the News
Rat Man versus Slim Jim Guy is a 2022 action film about a highly decorated special operative rat who is targeted for death by a mysterious snack food salesman.
Bacon Wrapped Endorphin Cigars is a transdimensional advertising agency which educates consumers on the joys of bacon wrapped endorphin cigars.
Reminders Club is a fully licensed transdimensional corporation which inflicts reminders on subscribers and non-subscribers.
Canopic Snickers is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as an ancient Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.
Jacket Potatoes is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.
Apologize to the Pork is a country-rock catering band from Austin, Minnesota.
The original Electric S'mores in New Minneapolis, Canada is open twenty four hours a day, seven days a week.
Fiction cross-reference
- Apologize to the Pork
- Bacon Wrapped Endorphin Cigars
- Canopic Snickers
- Electric S'mores
- Fugu squash
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Jacket Potatoes
- Rat Man versus Slim Jim Guy
- Reminders Club
- Scrimshaw abuse