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'''''On Gloves''''' is a short essay by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]] about gloves. | '''''On Gloves''''' is a short essay by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]] about gloves. | ||
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I'm a [[Minnesota (nonfiction)|Minnesota]] boy: I carry gloves in the winter. But it's a bitter cold day when you catch me wearing them. | I'm a [[Minnesota (nonfiction)|Minnesota]] boy: I carry gloves in the winter. But it's a bitter cold day when you catch me wearing them. | ||
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Originally published at Boing Boing: https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/epic-glove-ad-explains-benefits-of-gloves/79492/3 | Originally published at Boing Boing: https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/epic-glove-ad-explains-benefits-of-gloves/79492/3 | ||
Revision as of 19:07, 5 March 2017
On Gloves is a short essay by Karl Jones about gloves.
I resent gloves.
It's like my fingers have been stuffed into solitary confinement cells.
Don't talk to me about mittens, either. That's worse, in its steamy woolen Black-Hole-of-Calcutta way.
I'm a Minnesota boy: I carry gloves in the winter. But it's a bitter cold day when you catch me wearing them.
Originally published at Boing Boing: https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/epic-glove-ad-explains-benefits-of-gloves/79492/3