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[[File:Miami_Refugees.jpg|thumb|Miami Refugees.]]"'''Miami Refugees'''" is an American civil unrest reality television series starring police sociologists Sonny Crockett  and Rico Tubbs, two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who now live in the Camps north of the Miami Sea.
[[File:Miami_Refugees.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Miami Refugees'''''.]]'''''Miami Refugees''''' is an American disaster response reality television series starring two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who attempt to keep order in the Camps north of New Miami Bay.


== Guest stars ==
== Guest stars ==
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File:Kiss Miami Goodbye.jpg|link=Kiss Miami Goodbye|'''''[[Kiss Miami Goodbye]]''''' is a sea level rise noir crime film about several million people living in Federal refugee camps in the Central Florida highlands.
File:Five Recover Weather Data.jpg|link=Five Recover Weather Data|'''''[[Five Recover Weather Data]]''''' (full title: '''''Five Recover Weather Data Spanning Over 200 Years''''') is a children's global issues adventure novel written by English climatologist Enid Blyton.
File:Coastal Zodiac Racing League.jpg|link=Coastal Zodiac Racing League|'''[[Coastal Zodiac Racing League]]''' is a professional American submerged urban coastal sailing sport league.
File:Titanic 2 - The Battle for Florida.jpg|link=Titanic 2: The Battle for Florida|'''''[[Titanic 2: The Battle for Florida]]''''' is a 2002 American political disaster film about he governor of sinking peninsula (Ron DeSantis) must build the world's mightiest ocean liner in order to save his family from climate change.
File:Tallahassee_Seaside_Blues 2.jpg|link=Tallahassee Seaside Blues|"'''[[Tallahassee Seaside Blues]]'''" is a song about sea levels and property values.
File:Space_Florida_-_David_Bowie.jpg|link=Space Florida|'''[[Space Florida]]''' is a song David Bowie about the launch into space of Florida, a formerly a political and geophysical unit of the United States of America.  The song was released during a period of great interest in expelling Florida from the Earth.
File:Mutual_of_Omaha's_Formerly_Wild_Kingdom.jpg|link=Mutual of Omaha's Formerly Wild Kingdom|'''''Formerly Wild Kingdom''''', better known as '''''[[Mutual of Omaha's Formerly Wild Kingdom]]''''', is an American documentary television program that features formerly interesting wildlife and nature, now dull and boring or simply unavailable due to overhunting, overfishing, urban sprawl, desertification, and coastal land loss in the age of rising oceans.
File:Replicant_Vice.jpg|link=Replicant Vice|'''''[[Replicant Vice]]''''' is a reality television series starring Harrison Ford and Roy Batty.
File:Florida It's Fucked.jpg|link=Florida It's Fucked|"'''[[Florida It's Fucked|Florida.  It's Fucked.]]'''" is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.
File:Florida It's Fucked.jpg|link=Florida It's Fucked|"'''[[Florida It's Fucked|Florida.  It's Fucked.]]'''" is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.


File:Planet_Good_Times_and_Captaineers.jpg|link=Planet Good Times and the Captaineers|'''''[[Planet Good Times and the Captaineers]]''''' is a made-for-television [[Documentary film (nonfiction)|documentary film]] about environmentalist superhero family living in a [[Transdimensional prison|public transdimensional housing project]] in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.
File:Planet Good Times and the Captaineers - Belushi, Franklin, Akroyd.jpg|link=Planet Good Times and the Captaineers|'''''[[Planet Good Times and the Captaineers]]''''' is a made-for-television documentary film about environmentalist superhero family living in a public transdimensional housing project in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.


File:Plan_Hydrox_from_Outer_Space.jpg|link=Plan Hydrox from Outer Space|'''''[[Plan Hydrox from Outer Space]]''''' is a 2021 children's educational allegory film describing alien cookie monsters and their plan to turn the Earth into a steaming cup of hot milk.
File:You_Cannot_Shame_An_Avocado.jpg|link=Avocado, the Shameless Fruit|"'''[[Avocado, the Shameless Fruit]]'''" is a public awareness campaign promoting avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.
 
File:Plan Hydrox from Outer Space - review by Fell Swoop.jpg|link=Plan Hydrox from Outer Space|'''''[[Plan Hydrox from Outer Space]]''''' is a 2021 children's educational allegory film describing alien cookie monsters and their plan to turn the Earth into a steaming cup of hot milk.
 
File:Moon_Wobble.jpg|link=Moon Wobble|"'''[[Moon Wobble]]'''" is a song by the American research astronomer and musician Gary Wright, released as the global sea level rise model from his third research project '''''The Moon Wobble'''''.


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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Florida Its Fucked]]
* [[Avocado, the Shameless Fruit]]
* [[Coastal Zodiac Racing League]]
* ''[[Five Recover Weather Data]]''
* [[Florida It's Fucked]]
* ''[[Mutual of Omaha's Formerly Wild Kingdom]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[Kiss Miami Goodbye]]''
* ''[[Moon Wobble]]''
* [[Organians attribute Evil to rampant Industrialism]]
* [[Organians attribute Evil to rampant Industrialism]]
* [[Plan Hydrox from Outer Space]]
* [[Plan Hydrox from Outer Space]]
* [[Planet Good Times and the Captaineers]]
* [[Planet Good Times and the Captaineers]]
* [[Replicant Vice]]
* [[Space Florida]]
* [[Tallahassee Seaside Blues]]
* ''[[Titanic 2: The Battle for Florida]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1388445472830935040 Post] @ Twitter (1 May 2021)
* [https://johnenglander.net/florida-is-not-going-underwater-anytime-soon/ Florida is Not Going Underwater] by John Englander (22 June 2020)  
* [https://johnenglander.net/florida-is-not-going-underwater-anytime-soon/ Florida is Not Going Underwater] by John Englander (22 June 2020)  
* [https://earth.org/data_visualization/sea-level-rise-by-2100-miami/ Earth sea level project map - Miami] @ Earth.org
* [https://earth.org/data_visualization/sea-level-rise-by-2100-miami/ Earth sea level project map - Miami] @ Earth.org
=== Social media ===
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1687964690788274181 Post] @ Twitter (5 August 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1596605378678386688 Post] @ Twitter (26 November 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1388445472830935040 Post] @ Twitter (1 May 2021)


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[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Climate change (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Florida (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Miami Vice (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Television (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Water (nonfiction)]]


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Revision as of 08:03, 30 April 2024

Earliest known poster for Miami Refugees.

Miami Refugees is an American disaster response reality television series starring two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who attempt to keep order in the Camps north of New Miami Bay.

Guest stars

The pilot episode features a brief cameo appearance by "renowned Florida Governor and neo-climatologist Ronald Dion DeSantis."

Hashtags

#MiamiRefugees

#FloridaItsFucked

Anagrams

Ronald Dion DeSantis:

  • Dissident Anal Donor

In the News

  • Kiss Miami Goodbye is a sea level rise noir crime film about several million people living in Federal refugee camps in the Central Florida highlands.

    Kiss Miami Goodbye is a sea level rise noir crime film about several million people living in Federal refugee camps in the Central Florida highlands.

  • Five Recover Weather Data (full title: Five Recover Weather Data Spanning Over 200 Years) is a children's global issues adventure novel written by English climatologist Enid Blyton.

    Five Recover Weather Data (full title: Five Recover Weather Data Spanning Over 200 Years) is a children's global issues adventure novel written by English climatologist Enid Blyton.

  • Coastal Zodiac Racing League is a professional American submerged urban coastal sailing sport league.

    Coastal Zodiac Racing League is a professional American submerged urban coastal sailing sport league.

  • Titanic 2: The Battle for Florida is a 2002 American political disaster film about he governor of sinking peninsula (Ron DeSantis) must build the world's mightiest ocean liner in order to save his family from climate change.

    Titanic 2: The Battle for Florida is a 2002 American political disaster film about he governor of sinking peninsula (Ron DeSantis) must build the world's mightiest ocean liner in order to save his family from climate change.

  • "Tallahassee Seaside Blues" is a song about sea levels and property values.

    "Tallahassee Seaside Blues" is a song about sea levels and property values.

  • Space Florida is a song David Bowie about the launch into space of Florida, a formerly a political and geophysical unit of the United States of America. The song was released during a period of great interest in expelling Florida from the Earth.

    Space Florida is a song David Bowie about the launch into space of Florida, a formerly a political and geophysical unit of the United States of America. The song was released during a period of great interest in expelling Florida from the Earth.

  • Formerly Wild Kingdom, better known as Mutual of Omaha's Formerly Wild Kingdom, is an American documentary television program that features formerly interesting wildlife and nature, now dull and boring or simply unavailable due to overhunting, overfishing, urban sprawl, desertification, and coastal land loss in the age of rising oceans.

    Formerly Wild Kingdom, better known as Mutual of Omaha's Formerly Wild Kingdom, is an American documentary television program that features formerly interesting wildlife and nature, now dull and boring or simply unavailable due to overhunting, overfishing, urban sprawl, desertification, and coastal land loss in the age of rising oceans.

  • Replicant Vice is a reality television series starring Harrison Ford and Roy Batty.

    Replicant Vice is a reality television series starring Harrison Ford and Roy Batty.

  • "Florida. It's Fucked." is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.

    "Florida. It's Fucked." is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.

  • Planet Good Times and the Captaineers is a made-for-television documentary film about environmentalist superhero family living in a public transdimensional housing project in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.

    Planet Good Times and the Captaineers is a made-for-television documentary film about environmentalist superhero family living in a public transdimensional housing project in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.

  • "Avocado, the Shameless Fruit" is a public awareness campaign promoting avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.

    "Avocado, the Shameless Fruit" is a public awareness campaign promoting avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.

  • Plan Hydrox from Outer Space is a 2021 children's educational allegory film describing alien cookie monsters and their plan to turn the Earth into a steaming cup of hot milk.

    Plan Hydrox from Outer Space is a 2021 children's educational allegory film describing alien cookie monsters and their plan to turn the Earth into a steaming cup of hot milk.

  • "Moon Wobble" is a song by the American research astronomer and musician Gary Wright, released as the global sea level rise model from his third research project The Moon Wobble.

    "Moon Wobble" is a song by the American research astronomer and musician Gary Wright, released as the global sea level rise model from his third research project The Moon Wobble.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (5 August 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (26 November 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (1 May 2021)


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