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File:The Last Temptation of Constantine.jpg|link=The Last Temptation of Constantine|'''''[[The Last Temptation of Constantine]]''''' is an epic religious superhero horror film directed by Martin Scorsese and Francis Lawrence, starring Keanu Reeves, Willem Dafoe, and Tilda Swinton.
File:Die Hard - Gabriel's Revenge.jpg|link=Die Hard: Gabriel's Revenge|'''''[[Die Hard: Gabriel's Revenge]]''''' is an American superhero action horror film starring Keanu Reeves, Alan Rickman, Tilda Swinton, and Bruce Willis.
File:Morgue Janitor.jpg|link=Morgue Janitor|'''''[[Morgue Janitor]]''''' is a supernatural horror facilities management training film narrated by Keanu Reeves.
File:Morgue Janitor.jpg|link=Morgue Janitor|'''''[[Morgue Janitor]]''''' is a supernatural horror facilities management training film narrated by Keanu Reeves.


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* ''[[Edge of Blade]]''
* ''[[Edge of Blade]]''
* [[Lets face it, we’re all going to hell]]
* ''[[Morgue Janitor]]''
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* ''[[The Last Temptation of Constantine]]''
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=== Social media ===
=== Social media ===


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1692722626844668385 Post] @ Twitter (18 August 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1587275008883265539 Post] @ Twitter (31 October 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1587275008883265539 Post] @ Twitter (31 October 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1557127504665739265 Post] @ Twitter (9 August 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1557127504665739265 Post] @ Twitter (9 August 2022)
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Latest revision as of 08:54, 29 March 2024

Earliest known poster for We Need to Talk About Constantine.

We Need to Talk About Constantine is an American superhero psychological horror film about the Archangel Gabriel (Tilda Swinton), who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son Constantine (Keanu Reeves) and the horrors he will unleash.

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  • #CheatingDeathSongs

In the News

  • The Last Temptation of Constantine is an epic religious superhero horror film directed by Martin Scorsese and Francis Lawrence, starring Keanu Reeves, Willem Dafoe, and Tilda Swinton.

    The Last Temptation of Constantine is an epic religious superhero horror film directed by Martin Scorsese and Francis Lawrence, starring Keanu Reeves, Willem Dafoe, and Tilda Swinton.

  • Die Hard: Gabriel's Revenge is an American superhero action horror film starring Keanu Reeves, Alan Rickman, Tilda Swinton, and Bruce Willis.

    Die Hard: Gabriel's Revenge is an American superhero action horror film starring Keanu Reeves, Alan Rickman, Tilda Swinton, and Bruce Willis.

  • Morgue Janitor is a supernatural horror facilities management training film narrated by Keanu Reeves.

    Morgue Janitor is a supernatural horror facilities management training film narrated by Keanu Reeves.

  • "Elder Gods Along the Watchtower" is a song by Bob Dylan and H. P. Lovecraft.

    "Elder Gods Along the Watchtower" is a song by Bob Dylan and H. P. Lovecraft.

  • We Need to Talk About Kelvin a 2011 thermodynamics thriller drama film about a low-temperature physics researcher (Tilda Swinton) who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son and the horrors he has committed with liquid helium.

    We Need to Talk About Kelvin a 2011 thermodynamics thriller drama film about a low-temperature physics researcher (Tilda Swinton) who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son and the horrors he has committed with liquid helium.

  • Edge of Blade is an American science fiction horror film about an immortal vampire (Wesley Snipes) is trapped in a time-loop war between humans and aliens.

    Edge of Blade is an American science fiction horror film about an immortal vampire (Wesley Snipes) is trapped in a time-loop war between humans and aliens.

  • We Need to Talk About Ezra is a 2022 superhero psychological thriller film about a mother (Tilda Swinton) struggling to come to terms with her psychopathic son the Joker (Ezra Miller) and the horrors he has committed.

    We Need to Talk About Ezra is a 2022 superhero psychological thriller film about a mother (Tilda Swinton) struggling to come to terms with her psychopathic son the Joker (Ezra Miller) and the horrors he has committed.

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  • Post @ Twitter (31 October 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (9 August 2022)
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