The Dark Tweet

"Do you want to know how I got these Likes?" (The Dark Tweet)

"Everyone just needs to stop tweeting bad stuff and to only make tweets that are so uplifting and healing that they heal everyone in the world until it is perfect. Easy peasy." (The Dark Tweet)

"He thinks he can sit it out and still tweet a slice? I know why they call him the Tweetman." Will the Joker's gun-buyback program save Gotham City? (The Dark Tweet).

"Don't tweet like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me. They need your creativity right now, but when they don't, they'll block your account, like a leper. You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to tweet. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these ... these linear people, they will tweet without you. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the verb." (The Dark Tweet.)

"Do you want to know why I use a tweet? Knives are too sharp. You can't savor all of the ... little emoticons." (Courtesy Gotham City Police Department.)

"This city deserves a better class of tweets. And I'm gonna give it to 'em." (Ledger, The Dark Tweet')

Earliest known poster for The Dark Tweet. "We could all get suspended for one tweet."

"Do you want to know why I use slow infatuation? Sudden infatuation is too quick. You can't savor all the ... little emotions. You see, after years of stalking, people show you who they really are." (The Dark Tweet.)

Why don't you give me a call when you wanna start taking your resolutions a little more seriously.

The Dark Tweet is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Joker.

History

Based on the DC Comics character Batman, the film is the second installment of Joker's The Dark Tweet Trilogy and a sequel to 2005's Tweetman Begins.

In the film, Bruce Wayne / Tweetman (Bale), Police Lieutenant James Gordon (Oldman) and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Eckhart) form an alliance to dismantle twitter bots in Gotham City, but are menaced by an anarchistic mastermind known as the Ledger (Joker), who seeks to undermine Tweetman's influence and throw the city into Facebook.

In the News

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  The Dark Writer is a 2008 superhero film starring Heather Ledger as Captain Blicero, an anarchistic mastermind who seeks to test how far Thomas Pynchon will go to save his readers from chaos.

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  Tweet is a 1981 neo-noir action social media film by Michael Mann about a thief and retired Twitter influencer (James Caan) who is forced to post one last tweet.

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  The Dark NFT is a 2008 superhero NFT film about the Joker (Heath Ledger), a deranged database engineer who threatens to delete all the non-fungible tokens in Gotham City.

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  The Artaud Knight is a 1980 psychological thriller film about an avant-garde artist (Antonin Artaud) who must stop a deranged billionaire (Bruce Wayne) from routinizing the charisma of Gotham City.

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  Tweet is a 1981 film by Michael Mann 1.1 about a thief and retired Twitter influencer (James Caan) who is forced to post one last tweet.

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  Taxi Joker is an historical American drama film about taxi drivers coping with clown violence on the job.

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  Gary Coleman played the Kindly Bats who rescued and raised eight-months gestated Bruce Wayne in Batman: the Premature Years.

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  Jack of Banners (also Shadowjacked) is a thinly veiled autobiographical novel by American author and alleged time-traveler Roger Zelazny describing his fantastic adventures in a Jack Vancian world.

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  The Twitter Control Agency is a licensed transdimensional corporation which prevents Twitter from violating the APTO Accords.

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  The Dark Bird is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Penguin.

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  Fire of the Devil is a documentary film by actor Al Pacino about the songs "Friend of the Devil" and "American Pie".

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  The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.

Fiction cross-reference

• Batman: the Premature Years
• Fire of the Devil
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Jack of Banners'
• The Dark Bird
• The Dark Penis Envy Rises
• Taxi Joker
• The Artaud Knight
• The Dark NFT
• The Dark Writer
• Tweet
• Twitter Control Agency

External links

• The Dark Knight (film) @ Wikipedia
• The Dark Knight - trailer @ YouTube
• The Dark Knight - Bank Robbery Scene @ YouTube
• The Joker Meets with the Mob Scene @ YouTube
• What happened, did your balls drop off? @ YouTube
• Why So Serious? Joker butchers Gambol @ YouTube - "Want to know how I got these scars?"
• Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for aggressive expansion @ YouTube
• "I'm a man of my word" Joker Kills Fake Batman Scene YouTube
• Joker Home video Clip, Are you the real Batman? YouTube
• Joker crashes the party - the Dark Knight @ YouTube - longer intro, no Rachel fall
• Joker party scene @ YouTube - shorter intro, Rachel fall
• "You Either Die a Hero, or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become the Villain" @ YouTube
• Batman interrogates the Joker @ YouTube
• I don't wanna kill you. What would I do without you? @ YouTube
• I want my phone call @ YouTube
• Joker escapes / Batman saves Dent @ YouTube
• Joker escapes from prison @ YouTube
• Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Burn Scene @ YouTube
• Bruce Wayne & Rachel Dawes @ YouTube
• Joker Harvey Dent Two Face Hospital Scene The Dark Knight @ YouTube
• Joker blow up the hospital @ YouTube

• Best Joker scenes in The dark Knight @ YouTube
• Christopher Nolan on Directing The Joker @ YouTube

Social media

• Post @ Twitter (8 August 2023) - You wanna know how I got these likes? (heart red)
• Post @ Twitter (5 August 2023) - Do you want to know why I always use a tweet?
• Post @ Twitter (24 June 2023) - I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll tweet each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
• Post @ Twitter (22 April 2023) - "He thinks he can sit it out and still post a slice?"
  • Post @ Twitter (21 April 2022) - "He thinks he can sit it out and still post a slice?"
• Post @ Twitter (6 December 2022) - "You wanna know how I got these likes?"
• Post @ Twitter (3 January 2021) - "Why don't you give me a call when you wanna start taking your resolutions a little more seriously."
• Post @ Twitter (23 December 2021) - "We could all get suspended by Twitter for one word"
• Post @ Twitter (27 March 2022) - "Do you want to know why I use a tweet?"
• Post @ Twitter (19 February 2023) - "Don't tweet like you're one of them"