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File:Cap'n Crunch Home Oral Surgery Kit.jpg|link=Cap'n Crunch Home Oral Surgery Kit|'''[[Cap'n Crunch Home Oral Surgery Kit]]''' is a line of consumer-grade oral surgery tools designed to exploit the sharp edges of Cap'n Crunch cereal. | File:Cap'n Crunch Home Oral Surgery Kit.jpg|link=Cap'n Crunch Home Oral Surgery Kit|'''[[Cap'n Crunch Home Oral Surgery Kit]]''' is a line of consumer-grade oral surgery tools designed to exploit the sharp edges of Cap'n Crunch cereal. | ||
File:Jurassic Pebbles.jpg|'''Jurassic Pebbles'''. | |||
File:ISIS-K.jpg|link=ISIS-K|'''[[ISIS-K]]''' is an advanced, vitamin-fortified combat breakfast cereal manufactured by Chef Grand Tarkin under license from the Great Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | File:ISIS-K.jpg|link=ISIS-K|'''[[ISIS-K]]''' is an advanced, vitamin-fortified combat breakfast cereal manufactured by Chef Grand Tarkin under license from the Great Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | ||
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* [[Jungian Charms]] | * [[Jungian Charms]] | ||
* [[Jurassic Pebbles]] | |||
* [[RICO Krispies]] | * [[RICO Krispies]] | ||
* [[Slurried Bulldozer]] | * [[Slurried Bulldozer]] | ||
Latest revision as of 09:25, 5 January 2024
Irresponsible Cereals is a collection of cereal products which failed in the marketplace due to their toxicity, criminality, inhumane violence, unobtainable temptation, or other reprehensible qualities.
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Cap'n Crunch Home Oral Surgery Kit is a line of consumer-grade oral surgery tools designed to exploit the sharp edges of Cap'n Crunch cereal.
Jurassic Pebbles.
ISIS-K is an advanced, vitamin-fortified combat breakfast cereal manufactured by Chef Grand Tarkin under license from the Great Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
RICO Krispies is a breakfast cereal is that provides for extended criminal penalties and a civil cause of action for acts performed as part of an ongoing criminal organization.
Tungsten-Nuts is a rogue transdimesional corporation which attempts to camouflage itself as a breakfast cereal. Tungsten-Nuts is toxic to most Euclidean-based life forms, including humans.
Jungian Charms is an alleged breakfast cereal which manifests the user's shadow self.
Alien Krispies is a brand of breakfast cereal manufactured by Weyland-Yutani Corporation.
Slurried Bulldozer is a brand of high-fiber breakfast cereal.
Fiction cross-reference
- Alien Krispies
- Cap'n Crunch Home Oral Surgery Kit
- Festivals
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- ISIS-K
- Jungian Charms
- Jurassic Pebbles
- RICO Krispies
- Slurried Bulldozer
- Tungsten-Nuts
Categories
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Breakfast cereal @ Wikipedia
Social media
- Post @ Twitter (5 November 2023)