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File:Cretaceous Office Supplies 2.png|link=Cretaceous Office Supplies|'''[[Cretaceous Office Supplies]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic). Now offering "It's Nearly K–Pg Boundary Time!" rush delivery within a half-million years — Guaranteed.
File:Full Metal Jacket 2049 - Hardball world.jpg|link=Full Metal Jacket 2049|'''''[[Full Metal Jacket 2049]]''''' is an American science fiction historical war film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Denis Villeneuve.


File:Hot Punchouts.jpg|link=Hot Punch-Outs|'''[[Hot Punch-Outs]]''' is an American brand of microwaveable fisticuffs generally containing one or more types of hitting, kicking, or head-butting.  
File:Conan the Barbarian - Curse of the X.jpg|link=Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X|'''''[[Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X]]''''' is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult.


File:Society_for_the_Advancement_of_VALIS.jpg|link=Society for the Advancement of VALIS|The '''[[Society for the Advancement of VALIS]]''' ('''SAV''') is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation which promotes and advances the interests of VALIS (Vast Active Living Intelligence System), representing author and alleged time-traveler Philip K. Dick's gnostic vision of God.
File:Strange Case of Dr Lemon and Mr Ade.jpg|link=Strange Case of Dr Lemon and Mr Ade|'''''[[Strange Case of Dr Lemon and Mr Ade]]''''' is an 1886 Gothic novella by Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson. It follows Gabriel John Utterson, a London-based fruit vendor who investigates a series of strange occurrences between his old friend Dr. Henry Lemon and a murderous criminal named Edward Ade.
 
File:Puss in Boots - Final Destination.jpg|link=Puss in Boots: Final Destination|'''''[[Puss in Boots: Final Destination]]''''' is a 2023 American horror-adventure film based on characters from ''Final Destination'' (2000) and inspired by Giovanni Francesco Straparola's fairy tale about a swashbuckling cat.


File:Silent Looting.jpg|link=Silent Looting|'''''[[Silent Looting]]''''' is a 1973-2021 ecology cultural appropriation horror film about an alien race which steals antiquities from Earth and "protects" them in orbital vaults in order to gratify their incomprehensible aesthetic lusts.
File:Silent Looting.jpg|link=Silent Looting|'''''[[Silent Looting]]''''' is a 1973-2021 ecology cultural appropriation horror film about an alien race which steals antiquities from Earth and "protects" them in orbital vaults in order to gratify their incomprehensible aesthetic lusts.
File:New Ingredients for Old - Margaret Mead and Julia Child.jpg|link=New Ingredients for Old|'''''[[New Ingredients for Old]]''''' is a cookbook and memoir by Margaret Mead and Julia Child.


File:Kill What, Tiger Pussy - Up Faster Up Faster.jpg|link=Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster!|'''''[[Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster!]]''''' is a comedy-thriller sexploitation film written and directed by Russ Meyer and Woody Allen.
File:Kill What, Tiger Pussy - Up Faster Up Faster.jpg|link=Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster!|'''''[[Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster!]]''''' is a comedy-thriller sexploitation film written and directed by Russ Meyer and Woody Allen.


File:Alien - Horrible Bosses.jpg|link=Alien: Horrible Bosses|'''''[[Alien: Horrible Bosses]]''''' (originally '''''Horrible Bosses 3''''') is a 2011 American black comedy science fiction horror film about three spaceship crash survivors who are stalked and parasitized by their respective alien bosses.
File:Grand Theft Auto - Weigh Station.jpg|link=Grand Theft Auto: Weigh Station|'''''[[Grand Theft Auto: Weigh Station]]''''' is a resource management adventure video game which follows a trucker who climbs in status within his company by rigorously maintaining his vehicle's cargo capacity and weight.
 
File:All Along the Water Tower.jpg|link=All Along the Water Tower|"'''[[All Along the Water Tower]]'''" is a song by hydrological engineer and singer-songwriter Bob Dylan.


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Latest revision as of 17:22, 4 January 2024

  • Full Metal Jacket 2049 is an American science fiction historical war film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Denis Villeneuve.

    Full Metal Jacket 2049 is an American science fiction historical war film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Denis Villeneuve.

  • Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult.

    Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult.

  • Strange Case of Dr Lemon and Mr Ade is an 1886 Gothic novella by Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson. It follows Gabriel John Utterson, a London-based fruit vendor who investigates a series of strange occurrences between his old friend Dr. Henry Lemon and a murderous criminal named Edward Ade.

    Strange Case of Dr Lemon and Mr Ade is an 1886 Gothic novella by Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson. It follows Gabriel John Utterson, a London-based fruit vendor who investigates a series of strange occurrences between his old friend Dr. Henry Lemon and a murderous criminal named Edward Ade.

  • Puss in Boots: Final Destination is a 2023 American horror-adventure film based on characters from Final Destination (2000) and inspired by Giovanni Francesco Straparola's fairy tale about a swashbuckling cat.

    Puss in Boots: Final Destination is a 2023 American horror-adventure film based on characters from Final Destination (2000) and inspired by Giovanni Francesco Straparola's fairy tale about a swashbuckling cat.

  • Silent Looting is a 1973-2021 ecology cultural appropriation horror film about an alien race which steals antiquities from Earth and "protects" them in orbital vaults in order to gratify their incomprehensible aesthetic lusts.

    Silent Looting is a 1973-2021 ecology cultural appropriation horror film about an alien race which steals antiquities from Earth and "protects" them in orbital vaults in order to gratify their incomprehensible aesthetic lusts.

  • Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster! is a comedy-thriller sexploitation film written and directed by Russ Meyer and Woody Allen.

    Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster! is a comedy-thriller sexploitation film written and directed by Russ Meyer and Woody Allen.

  • Grand Theft Auto: Weigh Station is a resource management adventure video game which follows a trucker who climbs in status within his company by rigorously maintaining his vehicle's cargo capacity and weight.

    Grand Theft Auto: Weigh Station is a resource management adventure video game which follows a trucker who climbs in status within his company by rigorously maintaining his vehicle's cargo capacity and weight.

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