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File:Baby Blue Airwolf.jpg|link=Baby Blue Airwolf|'''''[[Baby Blue Airwolf]]''''' is a 1976 American action-adventure film about a failed Marine helicopter pilot who deceives the staff of a small Colorado airport into treating him as a hero.
File:Baby Blue Airwolf.jpg|link=Baby Blue Airwolf|'''''[[Baby Blue Airwolf]]''''' is a 1976 American action-adventure film about a failed Marine helicopter pilot who deceives the staff of a small Colorado airport into treating him as a hero.


File:Natural Born Thinkers.jpg|link=Natural Born Thinkers|'''''[[Natural Born Thinkers]]''''' is a 20201 action-philosophy film starring Woody Harrelson and Sting.
File:Aristotle Was a Bullfrog.jpg|link=Aristotle Was a Bullfrog|"'''[[Aristotle Was a Bullfrog]]'''" is a song written by Hoyt Axton and made famous by the band Three Dog Night.


File:Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado.jpg|link=Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?|"'''[[Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?]]'''" is a question which if you answer Yes you are probably a very confused unintentional time traveler under the influence of a fictional yet illegal drug such as Clandestiphrine.
File:Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado.jpg|link=Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?|"'''[[Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?]]'''" is a question which if you answer Yes you are probably a very confused unintentional time traveler under the influence of a fictional yet illegal drug such as Clandestiphrine.
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File:Awkward Sparkles.jpg|link=Awkward Sparkles|'''[[Awkward Sparkles]]''' is an emotionally troubled breakfast cereal which suffers from anxiety attacks.
File:Awkward Sparkles.jpg|link=Awkward Sparkles|'''[[Awkward Sparkles]]''' is an emotionally troubled breakfast cereal which suffers from anxiety attacks.


File:Ovaltine Plus.jpg|link=Ovaltine Plus|'''[[Ovaltine Plus]]''' is a brand of milk flavoring product made with malt extract (except in the blue packaging in the United States), sugar (except in Switzerland), whey, and opium.
File:Win Jeff Epstein's Money.jpg|link=Win Jeff Epstein's Money|'''''[[Win Jeff Epstein's Money]]''''' is an American television horror game show in which contestants attempt to exorcise the restless ghost of alleged suicide Jeffrey Epstein for cash.
 


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