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[[File:Alex Jones Sex Tourism.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Alex Jones Sex Tourism'''''.]]'''''Alex Jones Sex Tourism''''' is a travel agency which caters to alien time travelers from the future who crave sexual intercourse with the internal organs of convicted defamer and patent lunatic Alex Jones.
[[File:Alex Jones Alien Sex Tourism - Over a billion dollars.jpg|thumb|Experts say that Alex Jones, who must pay more than $1 billion in damages to families affected by the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre in Connecticut, will need to sell his organs to kinky alien sex tourists from the future.]]'''''Alex Jones Sex Tourism''''' is a travel agency which caters to alien time travelers from the future who crave sexual intercourse with the internal organs of convicted defamer and patent lunatic Alex Jones.
 
== History ==
 
Today in Alex Jones news:
 
Experts say that Jones, who must pay $965 million to the families who suffered due to his lies about Sandy Hook, but whose net worth is between $135 million and $270 million, will need to sell his organs to kinky alien sex tourists from the future.


== In the News ==
== In the News ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [ Post] @ Twitter ()
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones Alex Jones] @ Wikipedia


* [] @ Wikipedia
=== Social media ===


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1719002490463572037 Post] @ Twitter (30 October 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1654526891657658369 Post] @ Twitter (5 May 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1580341898387914753 Post] @ Twitter (11 October 2022)


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Latest revision as of 07:46, 30 October 2023

Experts say that Alex Jones, who must pay more than $1 billion in damages to families affected by the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre in Connecticut, will need to sell his organs to kinky alien sex tourists from the future.

Alex Jones Sex Tourism is a travel agency which caters to alien time travelers from the future who crave sexual intercourse with the internal organs of convicted defamer and patent lunatic Alex Jones.

History

Today in Alex Jones news:

Experts say that Jones, who must pay $965 million to the families who suffered due to his lies about Sandy Hook, but whose net worth is between $135 million and $270 million, will need to sell his organs to kinky alien sex tourists from the future.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (30 October 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (5 May 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (11 October 2022)