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== Results ==
== Results ==


The Conclave resolved several paradoxes, including the notorious Fermi paradox
The Conclave resolved several paradoxes, including the notorious Fermi paradox.


The cats also decided who gets to play with the favorite catnip mouse toy.
The cats also decided who gets to play with the favorite catnip mouse toy.
== Quotes ==
"It is a common misconception that cats can design and implement quantum entanglement protocols."


== In the News ==
== In the News ==
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File:Andromeda Galaxy robbery.jpg|link=Andromeda Galaxy robbery|The '''[[Andromeda Galaxy robbery]]''' (also known as the '''Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery''') was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy.  The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.
File:Andromeda Galaxy robbery.jpg|link=Andromeda Galaxy robbery|The '''[[Andromeda Galaxy robbery]]''' (also known as the '''Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery''') was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy.  The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.
File:Rider-Waite_Space_Elevator.jpg|link=Rider-Waite Space Elevator|The '''[[Rider-Waite Space Elevator]]''' is a space elevator based on the Rider-Waite tarot deck. Hashtag: [[#AsBelowSoAbove]].


File:Alderaan Croutons.jpg|link=Alderaan Croutons|Allegations that [[Alderaan Croutons]] are made using hijacked guide-star lasers "have no place in the modern kitchen," declares [[Grand Chef Tarkin]].
File:Alderaan Croutons.jpg|link=Alderaan Croutons|Allegations that [[Alderaan Croutons]] are made using hijacked guide-star lasers "have no place in the modern kitchen," declares [[Grand Chef Tarkin]].
File:Cat Cosmology Conclave (GC).png|Screenshot of the Cat Cosmology Conclave page in the Gnomon Chronicles wiki.
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* [[Pomegranate Cosmos]]
* [[Pomegranate Cosmos]]
* [[Andromeda Galaxy robbery]]
* [[Andromeda Galaxy robbery]]
* [[Rider-Waite Space Elevator]]
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]
* [[Zodiac Healer]]
* [[Zodiac Healer]]
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox Fermi paradox] @ Wikipedia
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=== Social media ===
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1702324874155634878 Post] @ Twitter (14 September 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1598337724980887558 Post] @ Twitter (1 December 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1581612698655019008 Post] @ Twitter (16 October 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1410242710150201351 Post] @ Twitter (30 June 2021) - "Cats are surprisingly good at unsnarling the Yarn-Ball of Reality"
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1381049097440874507 Post] @ Twitter (10 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1370011489818542084 Post] @ Twitter
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1370011489818542084 Post] @ Twitter
* [https://www.facebook.com/karl.gregory.jones/posts/10225522985600108 Post] @ Facebook
* [https://www.facebook.com/karl.gregory.jones/posts/10225522985600108 Post] @ Facebook
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox Fermi paradox] @ Wikipedia


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[[Category:Crimes against astronomical constants]]
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[[Category:Transdimensional corporations]]
[[Category:Animals (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Cats (nonfiction)]]
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Latest revision as of 07:16, 14 September 2023

The first Cat Cosmology Conclave (11 March 2021).

The Cat Cosmology Conclave was an ephemeral unlicensed transdimensional corporation invoked by six anonymous cats on the morning of Thursday, 11 March 2021.

Results

The Conclave resolved several paradoxes, including the notorious Fermi paradox.

The cats also decided who gets to play with the favorite catnip mouse toy.

Quotes

"It is a common misconception that cats can design and implement quantum entanglement protocols."

In the News

  • The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.

    The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.

  • The Rider-Waite Space Elevator is a space elevator based on the Rider-Waite tarot deck. Hashtag: #AsBelowSoAbove.

    The Rider-Waite Space Elevator is a space elevator based on the Rider-Waite tarot deck. Hashtag: #AsBelowSoAbove.

  • Allegations that Alderaan Croutons are made using hijacked guide-star lasers "have no place in the modern kitchen," declares Grand Chef Tarkin.

    Allegations that Alderaan Croutons are made using hijacked guide-star lasers "have no place in the modern kitchen," declares Grand Chef Tarkin.

  • Screenshot of the Cat Cosmology Conclave page in the Gnomon Chronicles wiki.

    Screenshot of the Cat Cosmology Conclave page in the Gnomon Chronicles wiki.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (14 September 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (1 December 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (16 October 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (30 June 2021) - "Cats are surprisingly good at unsnarling the Yarn-Ball of Reality"
  • Post @ Twitter (10 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter
  • Post @ Facebook
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