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'''''Ducks: How to Make Them Pay''''' | [[File:Ducks - How to Make Them Pay.jpg|thumb|Earliest known image of '''''Ducks: How to Make Them Pay'''''.]]'''''Ducks: How to Make Them Pay''''' is an ornithological handbook comprising tales of greed and vengeance among the ''Anatidae''. | ||
== Origin == | |||
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I will make those Ducks pay, all right … Oh, they will pay and pay … I am going to squeeze Scrooge McDuck through a God-damned Play-Doh Fun Factory until the gold runs out his skull-holes … | I will make those Ducks pay, all right … Oh, they will pay and pay … I am going to squeeze Scrooge McDuck through a God-damned Play-Doh Fun Factory until the gold runs out his skull-holes … | ||
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https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/horse-yoga-all-about-pockets-how-god-gives-us-ice-cream-and-a-slew-of-other-weird-books/159445/9 | https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/horse-yoga-all-about-pockets-how-god-gives-us-ice-cream-and-a-slew-of-other-weird-books/159445/9 | ||
26 January 2020 | 26 January 2020 | ||
== In the News == | |||
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File:Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels - SOEP.jpg|link=Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels|'''[[Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels]]''' ('''SOEP''') is an interspecies organization of 13 stomach oil-exporting varieties of petrel. The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global stomach oil and 73 percent of the world's "proven" stomach oil capability, making SOEP a major influence on global stomach oil prices. | |||
File:Are you doing your part for late-stage consumerism - Don't Skip the Skittles.jpg|link=Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism|'''[[Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism]]''' is a political theory advanced by the [REDACTED] and their agents within the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | |||
File:Wealth_-_Sunken_gold_bars_per_day.jpg|link=Wealth|'''[[Wealth|How many gold bars per day can a man publicly dump into the sea and yet have money left over to pay naval mercenaries to guard the site 24 by 7 by 365 so that ''no one ever raises that gold''?]]''' | |||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | |||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | |||
* [[Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels]] | |||
* [[Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism]] | |||
* [[The first thing I would do]] | |||
* [[Wealth]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | |||
== External links == | |||
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=== Social media === | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1695601991722959290 Post] @ Twitter (26 August 2023) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1520413212897910784 Post] @ Twitter (30 April 2022) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1455908575142989826 Post] @ Twitter (3 November 2021) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1441508456897339392 Post] @ Twitter (24 September 2021) | |||
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[[Category:Animals (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Birds (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Cartoons (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Ducks (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Gold (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Money (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Wealth (nonfiction)]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 18:00, 26 August 2023
Ducks: How to Make Them Pay is an ornithological handbook comprising tales of greed and vengeance among the Anatidae.
Origin
I will make those Ducks pay, all right … Oh, they will pay and pay … I am going to squeeze Scrooge McDuck through a God-damned Play-Doh Fun Factory until the gold runs out his skull-holes …
26 January 2020
In the News
Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels (SOEP) is an interspecies organization of 13 stomach oil-exporting varieties of petrel. The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global stomach oil and 73 percent of the world's "proven" stomach oil capability, making SOEP a major influence on global stomach oil prices.
![Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism is a political theory advanced by the [REDACTED] and their agents within the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.](/w/images/thumb/c/cb/Are_you_doing_your_part_for_late-stage_consumerism_-_Don%27t_Skip_the_Skittles.jpg/94px-Are_you_doing_your_part_for_late-stage_consumerism_-_Don%27t_Skip_the_Skittles.jpg)
Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism is a political theory advanced by the [REDACTED] and their agents within the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Fiction cross-reference
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels
- Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism
- The first thing I would do
- Wealth
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Duck @ Wikipedia
- Ducks: and how to make them pay - William Cook @ Archive.org
Social media
- Post @ Twitter (26 August 2023)
- Post @ Twitter (30 April 2022)
- Post @ Twitter (3 November 2021)
- Post @ Twitter (24 September 2021)