Bezos Money

Bezos Money.

Bezos Money (BM) is a transdimensional currency which parasitizes government-based currencies.

How it works

Bezos Money is a non-fungible bio-currency based on the real-time adrenochrome profile of citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos.

Applying lessons provided by the "Amazon: It's a Jungle In There" school of economics, Jeff Bezos' personal team of robot neurosurgeons constantly monitor and adjust global patterns of wealth and spending according to Bezos' cerebro-chemical-electrical patterns.

Commentary

Context: "10 mill in Bezos dollars is like $100 in regular human money"

Genuine #Bezos million-$ bills
Have a secret #adrenochrome #watermark
Which can only be #authenticated
By #eating the bill
And experiencing the #adrenochrome

#Are #You #Bezosperienced

Extract of Radium

Extract of Radium was an earlier investor in Bezos Money, and continues to dominate the black market Bezos Dollar exchange rate.

Yes, Extract of Radium — so delicious — so profitable — so re-programmable under adverse user conditions.

In the News

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  Imagine there's no Bitcoin
  See it if you try
  No Cloud above us
  Below us no Bit-mining
  Imagine all consumers
  Buying things with cash. (The Sermon on Mount Gox)

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  Commoditizing Jerry's Legacy" is a potential profit-center currently under review by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere as a replacement for Bezos Money.

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  The City of Floating Islands is a city in [REDACTED] which requires that wealthy residents confine themselves to floating islands in the sky.

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  Capitalism One is a transdimensional bank holding company specializing in credit cards, auto loans, banking, and savings accounts, headquartered in McLean, [REDACTED] with operations primarily in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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  Billionaire's Island is an alleged "uncharted island" where a select groups of billionaires have prepared refuges against The Event.

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  The Virus in Your Wallet (commonly: Cash. The Virus in Your Wallet.) is a marketing campaign slogan promoted by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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  American Ninja Work-Life Balance is an American corporate career competition based on the Japanese television series Sasuke.

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  Murdered by Billionaires is a reality television series in which participants compete to be murdered by one of the wealthiest men or women in the world.

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  The "No True Goldman" fallacy, or appeal to purity fallacy, is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect their universal generalization from a falsifying counterexample by excluding the counterexample improperly.

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  Citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos openly flaunting a molecular diagram of adrenochrome.

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  Bezos Money (social media post screenshot).

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  Solve for satire(x) where x = Magnifying glass + Jeff Bezos.

Fiction cross-reference

• American Ninja Work-Life Balance
• Billionaire's Island
• Capitalism One
• City of Floating Islands
• Commoditizing Jerry's Legacy
• Extract of Radium
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Murdered by Billionaires
• No True Goldman
• Saruman House
• Solve for satire(x) where x = Magnifying glass + Jeff Bezos
• The Sermon on Mount Gox
• The Virus in Your Wallet
• Transdimensional corporation

External links

• Jeff Bezos @ Wikipedia

Social media

• Post @ Twitter (20 August 2023)
• Post @ Twitter (27 April 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (27 April 2021)