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File:The Sermon on Mount Gox.jpg|link=The Sermon on Mount Gox|Imagine there's no Bitcoin<br>See it if you try<br>No Cloud above us<br>Below us no Bit-mining<br>Imagine all consumers<br>Buying things with cash. ('''[[The Sermon on Mount Gox]]''')
File:Commoditizing_Jerry's_Legacy.jpg|link=Commoditizing Jerry's Legacy|'''[[Commoditizing Jerry's Legacy]]'''" is a potential profit-center currently under review by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere as a replacement for Bezos Money.
File:City_of_Floating_Islands.jpg|link=City of Floating Islands|The '''[[City of Floating Islands]]''' is a city in [REDACTED] which requires that wealthy residents confine themselves to floating islands in the sky.
File:Capitalism One - China - What's On Your Conscience.jpg|link=Capitalism One|'''[[Capitalism One]]''' is a transdimensional bank holding company specializing in credit cards, auto loans, banking, and savings accounts, headquartered in McLean, [REDACTED] with operations primarily in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
File:Billionaire's_Island.jpg|link=Billionaire's Island|'''[[Billionaire's Island]]''' is an alleged "uncharted island" where a select groups of billionaires have prepared refuges against The Event.
File:The_Virus_in_Your_Wallet.jpg|link=The Virus in Your Wallet|'''[[The Virus in Your Wallet]]''' (commonly: '''Cash. The Virus in Your Wallet.''') is a marketing campaign slogan promoted by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
File:The_Virus_in_Your_Wallet.jpg|link=The Virus in Your Wallet|'''[[The Virus in Your Wallet]]''' (commonly: '''Cash. The Virus in Your Wallet.''') is a marketing campaign slogan promoted by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
File:American_Ninja_Work-Life_Balance.jpg|link=American Ninja Work-Life Balance|'''''[[American Ninja Work-Life Balance]]''''' is an American corporate career competition based on the Japanese television series ''Sasuke''.
File:Murdered_by_Billionaires_(tweet).png|link=Murdered by Billionaires|'''''[[Murdered by Billionaires]]''''' is a reality television series in which participants compete to be murdered by one of the wealthiest men or women in the world.


File:No_True_Goldman.jpg|link=No True Goldman|The "'''[[No True Goldman]]'''" fallacy, or appeal to purity fallacy, is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect their universal generalization from a falsifying counterexample by excluding the counterexample improperly.
File:No_True_Goldman.jpg|link=No True Goldman|The "'''[[No True Goldman]]'''" fallacy, or appeal to purity fallacy, is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect their universal generalization from a falsifying counterexample by excluding the counterexample improperly.
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File:Bezos_Money_(tweet).jpg|Bezos Money (social media post screenshot).
File:Bezos_Money_(tweet).jpg|Bezos Money (social media post screenshot).
File:Bart Simpson Burns Jeff Bezos.png|link=Solve for satire(x) where x = Magnifying glass + Jeff Bezos|'''[[Solve for satire(x) where x = Magnifying glass + Jeff Bezos]]'''.
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[American Ninja Work-Life Balance]]
* [[Billionaire's Island]]
* [[Capitalism One]]
* [[Capitalism One]]
* [[City of Floating Islands]]
* [[Commoditizing Jerry's Legacy]]
* [[Extract of Radium]]
* [[Extract of Radium]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[Murdered by Billionaires]]''
* [[No True Goldman]]
* [[No True Goldman]]
* [[Saruman House]]
* [[Solve for satire(x) where x = Magnifying glass + Jeff Bezos]]
* [[The Sermon on Mount Gox]]
* [[The Virus in Your Wallet]]
* [[The Virus in Your Wallet]]
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]
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== External links ==
== External links ==


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=== Social media ===
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1693362009499218025 Post] @ Twitter (20 August 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1387189647919484934 Post] @ Twitter (27 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1387189647919484934 Post] @ Twitter (27 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1387065995127308289 Post] @ Twitter (27 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1387065995127308289 Post] @ Twitter (27 April 2021)


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[[Category:Transdimensional corporations]]
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Latest revision as of 13:40, 20 August 2023

Bezos Money.

Bezos Money (BM) is a transdimensional currency which parasitizes government-based currencies.

How it works

Bezos Money is a non-fungible bio-currency based on the real-time adrenochrome profile of citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos.

Applying lessons provided by the "Amazon: It's a Jungle In There" school of economics, Jeff Bezos' personal team of robot neurosurgeons constantly monitor and adjust global patterns of wealth and spending according to Bezos' cerebro-chemical-electrical patterns.

Commentary

Context: "10 mill in Bezos dollars is like $100 in regular human money"

Genuine #Bezos million-$ bills
Have a secret #adrenochrome #watermark
Which can only be #authenticated
By #eating the bill
And experiencing the #adrenochrome

#Are #You #Bezosperienced

Extract of Radium

Extract of Radium was an earlier investor in Bezos Money, and continues to dominate the black market Bezos Dollar exchange rate.

Yes, Extract of Radium — so delicious — so profitable — so re-programmable under adverse user conditions.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (20 August 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (27 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (27 April 2021)