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[[File:The Joy of Enigma.jpg|thumb|Earliest known edition of '''''The Joy of Enigma'''''.]]'''''The Joy of Enigma: A Gourmet Guide to Loving Your Polyalphabetic Machine Encryption''''' is a 1972 illustrated manual of erotic enigma machine encryption and decryption activities.
== Commentary ==
=== What is your safe word ===
Context: "What is your 'safe' word?"
Context: "What is your 'safe' word?"


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I will say this:  the Enigma machine is the greatest sex toy ever invented.
I will say this:  the Enigma machine is the greatest sex toy ever invented.
=== National Security Autoasphyxiation Euphoria ===
Every day, your Safe Word of the Day™ might be your CIA activation phrase.
Will this be the day you experience National Security Autoasphyxiation Euphoria?
"Could teach the Honored Matres a thing or 2 about programming!"
—New Minneapolis Star-Tribune


== In the News ==
== In the News ==


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File:The One-Time Pad and How to Use It.jpg|link=The One-Time Pad and How to Use It|'''''[[The One-Time Pad and How to Use It]]''''' is a 1966 comedy-cryptography film about a shy bachelor (Brian Bedford) asks his best friend (James Tarentino) to keep him company during his first date in his apartment with the girl he met at a cryptography conference and fell in love with.
File:Zen and the Art of Typewriter Maintenance.jpg|link=Zen and the Art of Typewriter Maintenance|'''''[[Zen and the Art of Typewriter Maintenance]]''''' is a self-discovery travel and body horror film written and directed by David Cronenberg, based on the nonfiction book of the same name by Robert Pirsig.
File:Turing Completeness Adventure Stories.jpg|link=Turing Completeness Adventure Stories|'''''[[Turing Completeness Adventure Stories]]'''''— "Chilling and informative tales of Turing Machines — rule sets which are able to recognize or decide other data-manipulation rule sets."
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* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
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* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[The One-Time Pad and How to Use It]]''
* ''[[Zen and the Art of Typewriter Maintenance]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine Enigma machine] @ Wikipedia
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybkkiGtJmkM How Did the Enigma Machine work?] @ YouTube
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Joy_of_Sex The Joy of Sex] @ Wikipedia
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TT8TUuQnAc The Joy of Sex (1984) @ YouTube]
=== Social media ===
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1685735969343868928 Post] @ Twitter (30 July 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1594847218741174272 Post] @ Twitter (21 November 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1588028204584996866 Post] @ Twitter (2 November 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1576390123910221824 Post] @ Twitter (1 October 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1576390123910221824 Post] @ Twitter (1 October 2021)
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine Enigma machine] @ Wikipedia


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Latest revision as of 13:36, 30 July 2023

Earliest known edition of The Joy of Enigma.

The Joy of Enigma: A Gourmet Guide to Loving Your Polyalphabetic Machine Encryption is a 1972 illustrated manual of erotic enigma machine encryption and decryption activities.

Commentary

What is your safe word

Context: "What is your 'safe' word?"

I could tell you.

But it's encrypted using a polyalphabetic cipher, and I change the key daily.

I will say this: the Enigma machine is the greatest sex toy ever invented.

National Security Autoasphyxiation Euphoria

Every day, your Safe Word of the Day™ might be your CIA activation phrase.

Will this be the day you experience National Security Autoasphyxiation Euphoria?

"Could teach the Honored Matres a thing or 2 about programming!"

—New Minneapolis Star-Tribune

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (30 July 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (21 November 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (2 November 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (1 October 2021)