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[[File:Hancock Therapy.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for Hancock Therapy.]]'''Hancock Therapy''' is a [[transdimensional health care service]] owned and operated by an artificial intelligence based on the film ''Hancock'' starring Will Smith.
[[File:Hancock Therapy.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for Hancock Therapy.]]'''Hancock Therapy''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional health care service]] owned and operated by an artificial intelligence based on the film ''Hancock'' starring Will Smith.
 
== Mission statement ==
 
Hancock Therapy gonna knock those blue right outta your skull.
 
== In the News ==
 
<gallery>
File:Black Phaeton.jpg|link=Black Phaeton|'''''[[Black Phaeton]]''''' is a historical drama film based on the race films of the 1920s.
 
File:Open the social media bay doors, HAL.jpg|link=HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates|"Open the social media bay doors, HAL." —Is this you? Is your brain made of proteins? Are you delusional? '''[[HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates]]''' can help.
 
File:Abraham_Lincoln,_Vampire_Scout.jpg|link=Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout|'''''[[Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout]]''''' is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.
 
File:Shakes the Cannibal.jpg|link=Shakes the Cannibal|'''''[[Shakes the Cannibal]]''''' is a 1991 American horror film directed and written by Dingo Silverbug, who performs the title role. It also features a cameo by Florence Henderson as Robin Williams (using the pseudonym "Mrs. Brady").
 
File:Primitive_Bodily_Functions_-_Eating_is_a_damnable_nuisance.jpg|link=Primitive Bodily Functions|'''[[Primitive Bodily Functions]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional bodily functions service which offers [REDACTED] to the applied physiology industry.
 
</gallery>
 
== Fiction cross-reference ==
 
* ''[[Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout]]''
* ''[[Black Phaeton]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates]]
* [[Primitive Bodily Functions]]
* ''[[Shakes the Cannibal]]''
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]
 
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
 
== External links ==
 
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hancock_(film) Hancock (film)] @ Wikipedia
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vexi9xLS-bQ Hancock - trailer] @ YouTube
 
=== Social media ===
 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1421635937046519808 Post] @ Twitter (31 July 2021)
 
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
 
[[Category:Films]]
[[Category:Transdimensional corporations]]
 
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Latest revision as of 09:40, 11 July 2023

Earliest known poster for Hancock Therapy.

Hancock Therapy is an unlicensed transdimensional health care service owned and operated by an artificial intelligence based on the film Hancock starring Will Smith.

Mission statement

Hancock Therapy gonna knock those blue right outta your skull.

In the News

  • Black Phaeton is a historical drama film based on the race films of the 1920s.

    Black Phaeton is a historical drama film based on the race films of the 1920s.

  • "Open the social media bay doors, HAL." —Is this you? Is your brain made of proteins? Are you delusional? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.

    "Open the social media bay doors, HAL." —Is this you? Is your brain made of proteins? Are you delusional? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.

  • Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.

    Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.

  • Shakes the Cannibal is a 1991 American horror film directed and written by Dingo Silverbug, who performs the title role. It also features a cameo by Florence Henderson as Robin Williams (using the pseudonym "Mrs. Brady").

    Shakes the Cannibal is a 1991 American horror film directed and written by Dingo Silverbug, who performs the title role. It also features a cameo by Florence Henderson as Robin Williams (using the pseudonym "Mrs. Brady").

  • Primitive Bodily Functions is an unlicensed transdimensional bodily functions service which offers [REDACTED] to the applied physiology industry.

    Primitive Bodily Functions is an unlicensed transdimensional bodily functions service which offers [REDACTED] to the applied physiology industry.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (31 July 2021)
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